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I have a theory that's kind of obvious.
Babacugs will never ever give a clear date for when XRP moons and it's not because he's some Masonic riddler, but because twitter is the only thing he has left. No one irl likes him, despite the fake friends he makes up, and him being 5'1 makes him unfuckable even to the trashiest of gold diggers. Father thinks he's a total faggot. His surface level political commentary is the one thing that bares any resemblance of a hobby, yet would be laughed at by the average /pol/ user. The only group of people Baba can call his friends are that discord, who are a bunch of fundamentalist boomers that are the European equivalent of a redneck: the complete opposite of Babacugs, who is a degenerate cocaine addict who wants to party with Hollywood jews like Weinstein.

He knows if he says flat out
>XRP moons in March 21
No one would go to him anymore for hopium or further information. We would carry on with our lives and wait.
Even though Baba brags about how he will be a billionaire partying on yachts, the reality he is terribly scared of the date XRP moons because then he will truly be alone; friendless sexless manlet for all of eternity. I honestly won't be surprised if Baba gets addicted to cocaine again like in college and ends up overdosing in 2022.