/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58068997
Kek. Hbaggies.

>>57919906
>I sold off all my grt because of you
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS WHY I DO IT! THIS IS WHY I MAKE FAKE TA BULLSHIT AND POST IT HERE! TO FUCK WITH MORONS LIKE YOU!

YOU DON'T DESERVE TO MAKE IT.

EAT SHIT.

>>57688100
I used to feel sorry for amerisharts for how ruthlessly enslaved they were by (((them))). But then I noticed that they completely lack the humility to admit that they're dogs under (((their))) heel and even go so far as to defend the marks of their slavery, like paying 500k for plywood houses, or $1800 to rent a shit 1 bedroom, or $600 in health insurance every single month plus $15k out of pocket if they have a medical emergency. They actually DEFEND this shit.

So now I believe they actually are cattle, just like their (((masters))) think, and I have fun watching them be exploited.

>>57611700
>STOP PUMPING
no

>be me
>want to make a ton of money but have no money to start with
>come up with plan
>start own bank for startups so that finance bro's and crypto bro's give me their money
>realize this money can't sit idle with current inflation
>get idea
>invest clients deposits into long-term fixed rate treasury bonds for that sweet 0.4% yield
>no hedging
>all of a sudden FED decides to raise interest rates
>FUCK
›people are talking about insolvency
>stress thinking I can't give all clients their money back
>moment of clarity
>remember I'm a banker and the government will use taxpayer's money to bail me out no matter how bad it gets
>I'm basically rich
Face the consequences of monumental risk management failure? No thanks.
Later brokeys.

>be me
>want to make a ton of money but have no money to start with
>come up with plan
>start own bank for startups and finance bro’s and crypto bro’s to give me their money
>realize this money can’t sit idle with current inflation
>get idea
>invest clients deposits into long-term fixed rate treasury bonds for that sweet 0.4% yield
>no hedging
>all of a sudden FED decides to raise interest rates
>FUCK
>people are talking about insolvency
>stress thinking I can’t give all clients their money back
>moment of clarity
>remember I’m a banker and the government will use taxpayer’s money to bail me out no matter how bad it gets
>I’m basically rich
Face the consequences of monumental risk management failure? No thanks.

>>53593527
Imagine not understanding that Andre's breakdowns are a feature, not a bug.

Last time I managed to buy at 18 cents and took profits at 63. I'm ready for his next psychotic episode. If his cat dies or he runs out of milk at breakfast, I'm gonna reach 500k FTM.

>>53530670
Because.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Nope, you are all gonna make it.

>>26757436

>>21451669
I dont give a fuck and I doubt that this person is as important as you are making it sound

I've never read a single white paper I have no idea how the technology works and I now own 1000 BSV.

>mfw I tip in bullion

My apologies dear friends, I seem to have misplaced my hat, no matter, onto the business at hand
We all know how tough the past few weeks have been, very rough indeed... Though I may have an announcement that will surely liven your spirits!
Now all that needs to be done is wait for all our guests to arrive...
Please help yourselves to the complimentary refreshments... courtesy of our dear janitors mom.. ha!

>>15659593
Reserve? More like reservoir