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Awooga! Hummina hummina bazooing!

Greeting Bobo! Smiling at Bobo! Telling Bobo he looks beautiful! Making Bobo laugh! Making a gift for Bobo! Saying goodbye to Bobo! Studying Bobo's routine! Finding an isolated area he visits at a certain time of day! Greeting Bobo! Making Bobo laugh! Smiling at Bobo! Telling Bobo I understand him and care about him! Making Bobo feel safe! Luring Bobo into a more isolated area! Drugging Bobo! Holding him down as he panics and passes out! Dragging Bobo! Strapping Bobo to a chair! Slapping Bobo until he wakes up! Telling Bobo he will never see his family again! Laughing as Bobo begins to crease up his face to cry! Telling Bobo he's ugly! Telling Bobo I pretended to like him! Telling Bobo how stupid he is for falling for this! Punching Bobo in the tummy! Hurting Bobo! Burning cigarettes on Bobo! Hearing Bobo cry and beg for me to stop! Telling Bobo I hate him and he will die no matter what and that nobody knows where he is or can help him! Raping Bobo! Deflowering Bobo! Hurting Bobo and being rough as I violate him! Slapping Bobo as I rape him! Licking his tears off his face! Cumming inside Bobo! Punching Bobo in the tummy until he vomits blood! Apologising to Bobo. Comforting Bobo. Telling Bobo I didn’t mean it and will bring him home. Smiling as Bobo genuinely starts to believe me. Hitting Bobo hard! Knocking Bobo's teeth out! Raping Bobo's toothless mouth! Telling Bobo I lied again! Cumming inside Bobo's mouth! Telling Bobo he’s about to die! Telling Bobo he’s not going to the spirit tree and will just cease to exist, like before he was born! Telling Bobo Swanson and his kids don’t care! Telling Bobo Swanson and his kids are dead! Raping Bobo! Slitting Bobo's throat! Sawing off Bobo's head! Leaving Bobo's head for animals to eat!

Greeting Snibbs! Smiling at Snibbs! Telling Snibbs he is beautiful!

On your KNEES bobo. Someone shoulda liquidated you a long, long time ago. I have nary met a bobo I can't ruin with this here long and mighty market order! I tell ye back in defi summer I met a real mean one. He had this dumb smug look on his face, a reaction image folder full of bears and no less than 5 threads ready to go to fud every trending coin. T'was older gentlemen, a duo with some mighty peculiar plastic surgery d'ye ken?, that they hired me to liquidate this particular bobo. Was some half-dozen whales what had tried and failed! I tracked this this big-assed ursine, by fallerin' the daily demoralization threads this bobo did post, swaggerin' as the jannies remained asleep. There he be, proud as a damn peacock, the bobo's uncovered shorts just BEGGING to be scamwicked. I approached from the east, formerly westerly way. Took him unawares as he sat alone watching the charts, tending to his over-leveraged shorts. Knocking him to his glistening buttocks produced a thund'rus CLAP, and I placed a mighty buy order. I tell ye boy, but that bobo began to FIGHT! This un-liquidated, proud bobo was ornery I tell ye, but I ain't ne'er been denied, d'ya ken it? I had my recurring buys out in an instant as he scrambled onto the Binance app and began ta' add more collateral. And bobo did he began to wail! As loud as a pink wojak he were. This bobo could tell the liquidation was coming, and I tell ye, he got LIQUIDATED. This obstinate cur could sell on a dime and give ye some change! I tell ye as the Bogs were my witness, he were a right sunfish, struggling and flopping as he did, desperately trying to cover his shorts. But he lost it all, and I finished the job. D'ye ken? That bobo has gone broke. Say sorry, boy. But they all get BOGGED. By supreme lord of finance MUMU and his strong bovine udders, close yer shorts and sell boy, or, you'll get liquidated, too!