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All the mummies in the world couldn’t handle me
I would put the ancient dead out of their misery
But there’s one immortal demon that I couldn’t beat:
My wife
I could shoot a hundred men in a sweeping grace
And everyone would say I saved the human race
But the bad guy that I couldn’t shoot in the face:
Was my wife
I could bargain with the devil in disguise
And I won no matter all the blatant lies
But there’s a demon whose contract really bled me dry:
My wife
I spent ten thousand years in an icy hole
When it melted I was suddenly ages old
But I never touched anything quite as cold
As my wife
In the jungle I swung vines with a steady hand
I could talk with the animals and life was grand
But there’s one animal I couldn’t understand:
My wife
So when you see me you can laugh until your sides’ll bust
You can make your funny pictures if you really must
Go right ahead and do your worst, it’s just…
My life