/biz/ - Business & Finance

linkbros ive been using every penny i earn to buy more link but my rent + utility bills are due in two days and i got fired from my job for browsing link memes at work
i need some eth to buy kneepads, 0x134fc7b98afb1fd4be2bde22eee55fa3cad4793f

When I was a young linkie
My sergey took me into the city
To see an oracle solution
He said, "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the ethereum network, The shitcoins and the pajeets?''
He said, "Will you defeat them?
Your demons, and all the street shitters
The plans that they have made?"
"Because one day, I'll leave you
A phantom to lead you in the summer
To join the skelly moneyman"
When I was a young linkie
My father took me into the city
To see an oracle solution
Sergey said, "Son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the Ethereum network, the shitcoins and the pajeets''