/biz/ - Business & Finance

Wake up jannies ffs, there's work to be done

What are the financial repercussions this?

REALLY MAKIN ME THINK

>>50945137
Yeah it is. I don't understand what's the problem people are having.

>50661496
I'll check your mothers temperature with my meat thermometer and not acting like a faggot for one post does not a fren you make. The first future date is this Monday so I won't have to wait long to know if it's real or fake. If it's real and proven real I will literally and without hyperbole fill my pants with faeces like you do the street.

>>50641098

>>50504888
>E
>888

>They didn't buy a share today during the ooo's
Sneedthetic. Also, anyone that uses discord for any purpose at all is a massive faggot simple as.
WAAAAAAAGMI

>>49960903
idk, I'll have to consult the orb.

>>49943393
Based truth teller that understands how a balance sheet actually works and doesn't let foreigners and dipshits attempt to psyop them into not understanding or telling the truth

In your financially related opinions, what are the best drugs to keep myself from roping due to stress? Not even necessarily just financial stress, but life stress as well. No weed, I'd like to be able to get a job that doesn't suck fucking balls and pays enough to live. I'm leaning towards alcohol but I know that's a hard row to hoe in and of itself although I do enjoy just not giving a shit about a lot of things that would otherwise make me want to eat lead. If there's anything that would kill my sense of empathy and caring as well that would also be extremely based, I'm frankly fucking tired of giving one red hot fuck about anyone or anything else besides myself and my family.

Thanks for the suggestions in advance. I have to leave to go take care of some shit.

>>49664761
>posting troonit links in smg
Go back and stay there
>>49664798
Doubling down on being an idiot isn't impressive, it's foolhardy, and there are bigger gayer bears here than anything anywhere else. I'm reasonably certain I've replied to Burry his fucking self shitposting. Go be a moron elsewhere.

>>49617557
>me watching this shitshow without having any financial stake in it

>>49498141
I have consulted the orb. It tells me the shit and piss 500 is going to 380 tomorrow before climbing back to 395 by close.

>>49497667
>recession
The recession is already here. Then again what's coming hasn't even begun yet. Not too many months from now you will beg to be in a "recession" and your pleas will fall on deaf ears. I hope your bunker is stocked up, anon

>>49413999
SERS

>>49401342
>hurr nothing in finance is benevolent
If this wasn't the case, neither of us would be alive.

>>49330889
Hope springs eternal from the human breast

SPLIT APPROVED
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO