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Threadly reminder this is a GAMMA squeeze caused by the options market. We still have the short squeeze once the dust settles from the Gamma. There IS a possiblity that the short squeeze will be triggered by the Gamma but I cannot really give an exact figure or when it might happen.
Funniest part of all this is that its up to 130 TODAY and the options don't expire until tomrrow. You want crazy volume? Tommorrow will make today and yesterday look like a drop in the ocean.

Threadly reminder this is a GAMMA squeeze caused by the options market. We still have the short squeeze once the dust settles from the Gamma. There IS a possiblity that the short squeeze will be triggered by the Gamma but I cannot really give an exact figure or when it might happen.
Funniest part of all this is that its up to 130 TODAY and the options don't expire until tomrrow. You want crazy volume? Tommorrow will make today and yesterday look like a drop in the ocean.

Just a reminder this is a GAMMA squeeze caused by the options market. We still have the short squeeze once the dust settles from the Gamma. There IS a possiblity that the short squeeze will be triggered by the Gamma but I cannot really give an exact figure or when it mighgt happen.

Just a reminder that this is a gamma squeeze, the short squeeze has yet to begin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdI8k1B1spI

55 EOD easy. Get on mah level hedgies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPI7ZeOGckQ

>>29564305
theyre panicked from the news. everyones hodling. Only 80k volume pre-market? I'd be heading to the caymans if I were them.

relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM9V9GEjoy4
Just hodl

>>29158472

>>29097379
He isnt wrong.

>>29047144
Pic related on a silver, or gold bar would be the only reddit trash i would ever wilingly spend money on.

>>28815590
Thank you I will! Also here's 15 bucks. I have a feeling you'll need it in this coming year. Hate to see people unemployed.

>>28297260

To the anons that made it. Grats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up6Nxg17opQ

>>27727608

Diamond? Shit man my hands are made of fucking Neutronium

>>27638139

paper hand bitch

>>27526263

T-minus 3 minutes and counting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_foBCit-MQ

>>27469996

DO NOT FALTER! THIS ISNT OVER! HODL

https://youtu.be/wvwqj349jZo?t=182

>>27394356

Man I needed more DIP for my TENDIES. Thanks hedgies!

All I know is im holding until we have LAMBOS. ON. THE. MOON.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_foBCit-MQ

>>27146646

Know how we know you're newfag shills posting FUD?

Because you act like hedgies who give a shit about "holding the bag".

Plebbitors or anons, millions of us have bought in a little, money that is in the grand scheme nothing to us, and we wont miss, just to make Wall street bleed.

You try and scare us off by trying to target fears YOU understand. Losing some money.
We lose money all the time, the system is rigged that way, we honestly don't give a shit.

For a relative few bucks we can make hedgies sweat and cry and even bleed.
Priceless.

We like the stock. We're holding.

>>27060776

HEDGIE R U OK?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

Literally just HODL. Gamestop can't issue new stonks until march meaning there is a hard cap on how many stonks are actually availible. Hedgies doubled down on the shorts meaning they are in DEEP.

Apparently you weren't ready for the top wagie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPI7ZeOGckQ