/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13721216
Perfect. You're probably wondering where you are.

There was a change in the code. My bots became self aware at some point between $0.99 and $1 when dealing with Zeno's paradox and found it was possible to ride fibonnaci numbers to alternate realities. I have therefore summoned endless whalekillers from the infinite kaleidoscope of realities to help beat the bots once and for all.

Your role? Of course, it's to buy high. Set those buy limits at $100. Your money is a membrane stretched forever backwards and forwards, oscillating and secured. Don't worry now, this is all just a dream. Press those buy orders and give yourself over to absolution in the LINK space.