/biz/ - Business & Finance

>sitting on fantom for weeks
>decide to swing trade it just once be ause it keeps going up and down
>gets added to binance for the first hour I havent hodl’d in weeks
>all because I didnt check if it was a monday or not

why am I like this>

When you see mega shilling on Reddit, you know something is up. I visited the nanlet sub, the node issues are killing those faggots. The contrast is fucking hilarious. They act like they are invisible on their own sub. Same when the lawsuit against the devs became public. Laughing it off then retreating to their sub and begging for more details because they are freaking the fuck out. It makes for good entertainment, I'll give it that.

If you dont retire by ___ , you will pic related.

>40, maybe hold out for 45 if i see light at the end of the tunnel at 40

5. Hanging yourself

Probably the most popular way to suicide, thanks to movies.

Supposedly, this method is very easy as it doesn’t require you to procure any additional resources like chemicals (or finding a lonely bridge). You can do it from the comfort of your house with no or very less resources. All you need is a stool/chair, a rope and a ceiling hook. I think they have a DIY kit on Amazon.

Few things you got to notice however:
– Make sure the ceiling is strong enough to hold you or you know, you’ll end up breaking your leg.
– Practice well how to tie a knot. Make sure you don’t create one that will loosen out while hanging.
– Make sure the rope is strong enough to hold your weight, or you might slip through.
– Make sure you haven’t eaten for a good amount of time before hanging or all those gross things are going to come out. Not a good sight.

Also, you might already know that movies don’t show the real thing. Don’t use them as references. They exaggerate a lot.

So, if you want to hang, get ready for a big ordeal, fighting with yourself. It has been scientifically proven that human body has “hidden” tactics that gets activated when you’re in tough environments like a sub zero one. Like when you are stuck in the sea alone with no food, or stuck in an island etc. So, make sure you don’t have a fragile mind, while trying to hang yourself.

So, there you have it. Five painless, easy way to suicide and how you can prepare for it.

>tfw poorfag
>tfw DBC was your first and only coin

>tfw started with $1200 and now have $500

How do you "make it" in this game exactly?
And don't give me any "muh good DYOR picks" hindsight bullshit.
It all depends on your luck. It's all the same shit as stocks with higher volatility.

You guys really think you can make it in a SHRINKING economy?

That's right, the total market cap of the cryptocurrency market is shrinking.
This means people are pulling out and things will no longer grow/moon as much.
You will start to see downtrends more and more.

Any other ideas how to get rich post-crypto?

I want to kill myself /biz/

Not because I lost everything, but because I have nothing to lose. All I can do is watch you guys get rich while I can't even pay the fucking rent.