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A literal fucking icon

>>10682499
Digits confirm he will return

>>7822512
Lmao you tried anon

>>7645085
>>7645085
So I just read through the whole page. It seems as if the guy has been weirded out by the Russian autist trying to get his attention.

I wish I had been awake when you guys were trying to contact him.

Here’s what someone needs to write him.

Firstly: I hope to god the guy addressed him as his actual name (not Sminem). But no one is that stupid right?

Secondly: You need to be straight up honest and simple with him but not mean.

Dear (insert real name), I’m sorry for troubling you, but please hear me out. As I’m sure you’re aware you’ve become somewhat of a meme (popular internet image). My friends from the website I hang out on want to thank you for basically becoming our mascot. We want to PAY (not “donate” (you don’t want to make him feel like a charity case)) you for your services.

Give him Russian instructions for setting up an eth and btc wallet and then tell him we’ll start sending it money.

Also explain to him, that yes, we know this is bizarre. But due to the international nature of this board crypto (internet money) is the only viable option. Also, that we don’t want anything from him besides for him to maybe make an appearance proving that he is the real guy

>>7615998

sminens confidence is astonishing

*blocks your path*