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>>5404333
That's pretty depressing desu
I make quadruple your annual income from my stock portfolio alone..

>buy the remaining LGD coins to enter my private strip club
>get my dick sucked by a sexbot
>feelgood.jpg
>monitor the screen where I can see my SEXCOIN balance dropping faster at every succ
>Finally come with the force of 1000 Solarcoins
>Get out while grumbling BTC maximalists enter the room to clean my sexbot.
>Head to the church
>Offer 10 ARK to the pool to get the inter-chain blessing
>I would never present myself before our Lord being impure
>Proceed in the most sacred part of the crypto cult
>He's here in his throne, he looks tired but happy in his throne, thousands of cables connected to his body
>His skeletal face and his revulsed eyes are disgusting but we must not be afraid by his terrible look.
>I bow down and plug my internal processor to the pool of all pool
>I can now clearly see the hashing process in action, the bits of every new token minted
>I read the old and holy Whitepaper before scrolling through the whole list of protocol updates until now
>review every bit and calculate every txn on the blockchain since the begining
>mfw all is correct once again
>"blessed be his name" I write in block 204208012488840214 for the eternity
>mfw Lord Buterin instantly notice it and send 12,3 ETH to my adress
>My processor begin to throttle over the perspective of being noticed by the Lord
>I can't hash a proper response, all my algorithms are messed up
>Some patrician in prayer close to me reads it and generously provides his hashing power to help me
>Finally manage to thank the Lord properly
>Send one of my best cryptokitty to 0xf4297216127864812490249 for his help in this critical moment
>lie there on the floor and calculate transactions all day long alongside Buterin and devotees.
>mfw my life has finally a purpose

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