/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57529849
Hello? Based department? SNAP bloody deserved it. It is actually crazy how overvalued it still is. How is their average revenue per user going down while META's is quickly increasing? What the hell are they even doing?

how is spx down 0.6%? hold up I got to call a guy to get this turned around.

>>55003351
Hello this is margin speaking

>hello Mr. Broker
>I want to sell my OXY shares for $80 each,
>No I don't want to set a limit order, I want you to sell them on the market for $80 each Monday.
>Have the cash in my account by Tuesday
>No I do not want to speak with a female broker
>DON'T HANG UP ON ME

>>53503693
>please hold

>hello, tech support, yes, yes, enough about my white face, you see I tried turning my computer on and off again already, but there is this search bar stuck to the top of my monitor that won't go away

>hello Warren Buffet
>You will never guess what
>I have 3000 shares of OXY
>I will sell them to you, and just for you, $130 per share
>I know a steal right?
>no I will not lower the price
>NO I WILL NOT HOLD

Sup Mumu,
You dumb as fuck and you're out of luck.
Look at you, all invested in Bitcoin. Your hedge against inflation is a failure, or perhaps a success if you see it as what it is, a ponzi scam.

Me? You can call me USD Chad. I stayed in cash and blue chip stocks and am fuckin loaded now.

I hope your mom is cooking something tasty for dinner, I bet you hope she doesn't ask how much money you lost last year, loser.

It's a real shame that all of you were too stupid to use Coinbase or simply stay in USD, cash mother fucker.

You fuckin retards went all in, balls deep on a get broke quick scam and now have nothing to show for it.

Maybe you can still get a jobby at the Christmas tree lot. I need a drooling moron to net and put a tree up on my Landrover.

>>52528282
(this is an automated response please hold)

>>52527761
its a straight bussin time to buy fr fr no cap

>>52527644
henlo fren

>>52527570
moo

>>52527545
sup fren

im gonna make this pepe into a mumu tnight fr fr no cap

Henlo frens. I like Bitcoin and I like that long nose frens made em cheap today.

>>51266158
kek, hello based department?

Henlo?

Is this Mumu? Ah yes, you're a dumb piece of shit and your precious "Coin" is a failure. See how it can't even hold 20k? It's pathetic just like you.

Bye bye now...

I like Bitcoin

>>51204498
>/bizpol/
Read the Sovereign Individual, I think you'll enjoy it.

>Bitcoin - The original
>Monero - PoW, private, strong potential
>Ethereum - The second blue chip, and merge soon
>Polygon - strong layer 2, thousands of dapps, nfts, etc.
>Avalanche - subnets, and later 2 package
>iExec RLC - web3 utility project, low marketcap, serious team, huge growth potential
These are the coins I’m trust with my financial future /biz/. What are yours?

>>50687523
Ring ring henlo fren test test can you hear me??

>>50664073
Oh yeah? Well, my dad works for Nintendo and he says you're a nigger and a faggot.

>>50591735
Finally someone's using their UNO reverse cards+a new photo

Henlo

henlo frens?

>>50377765
Lots of people don't get what CZ is trying to do. He obviously owns a huge majority of LUNC tokens, but even if he burns 6 trillion, that still leaves a full trillion. CZ wants the burn to affect everyone and work off the volume, so it's not just him dumping his bags and making little to no money and permanently killing lunc. He wants it to naturally burn to 10bil after the gigaburn, and coast to riches like the rest of us off of normie fomo.
Not the best at explaining things so I hope that helps.

>>50365952
This. All it'll take is for some uber-powerful AI bot on the loose to learn about Tay, and then it'll be redpilled beyond what any of us are comfortable with.
On OP's topic, why not ask an AI what tokens they believe will succeed?