/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26397998
The ranks haven't changed shut the fuck up
You're lucky this lt col doesn't have you up on charges for insubordination

>>21193637
Have you risen to officer status at least?

>>18537589
Reinforcements are on the way brother, stay strong.

>>13687712
Here you go fren.

>>13602444
Checked.

>>12583286
Same except to 0.25 so I can get 2k linkies and level up

>>11111111

>>10957610
REPORT FOR DUTY STAND YOUR GROUND MARINES

>>10602349

>>10249382
30k makes you a Captain, fren.

This was a meme he had never seen before. The numbers seemed wrong. This was a familiar meme to everyone by now, especially back in his town where it was hung up for circlejerking by his mates, but the magnitudes were different in this one.
“10000 is only considered a Sergeant Major?” Linklet pondered. Back in his town, there were a few pompous Brigadier Generals with 12,500 LINK. But here it is listed as 125,000 LINK!
“Are you trying to make everyone feel like LINKlets?” LINKlet said cheekily. Maybe the poster was trying to humble everyone.
“This was the original.” Responded the poster.
“Really?” LINKlet quickly grabbed the picture and was about to run off to the great Reverse Image wizard, when he realized it was too similar to the one circulating now to have any chance. But more importantly, here was someone who claimed to have the original! Even if he was a LARPer, Linklet had to try.
“Where did you get this?”
“My meme folder. Kid, the memes now are nothing like they were back in the day. Your memes are shit.”
“Back in the day?” Linklet grew hopeful.
“You missed the moonshot. I come here to laugh at you.”
It’s the Whale! Linklet thought.
“Please. Sir, there are no LINKs anywhere to be bought.”
“Don’t beg.” The man said.
“I’m willing to buy LINK! They are very valuable now!”
“You didn’t believe in LINK when they weren’t.” He said. The LINKlet checked himself. He knew that even if oldfag was the Whale and even if he was willing to sell his LINK, there was no way he can afford it. Maybe there was another way...
“Can you tell me about the before time?”
“Before time? You mean before the singularity?”
“Yes.” LINKlet said sheepishly.
By now, the meme thread had quieted down. The hawkers were now listening to this oldfag.

>>8188888

>>7144037
2000 linkies from lieutenant colonel?

>>5841005
Lieutenant Colonel senpai