/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9671893

save and pay off your cc debt, get a prepaid cell for $10-20 per month and learn how to stop gabbing like a little girl, talk in short grunts, all a man needs to say is yes or no, go learn how to cook, plenty of free vids, and stop eating out immediately, prep all meals in advance, cut down ammo expenses by getting a mid-grade hunting bow & arrow set, cut down on going out since drinking retail booze is a big money waste. if you want to be even more extreme: stop paying rent, give them 30 days notice, and start living out of your car, or in an abandoned warehouse, close your internet service and use free wifi at jewbucks or mcdonalds.

you're welcome.

Today, during my Morning Mindfulness Meditation, I fell into a deep trance and saw a vision of my Binance account from the future: LINK was priced at 0.018 BTC, and BTC was pricing at $14,880, which means that each of my LINKs had a fiat value of $267.84. I'm not kidding, my fellow /biz/bros. This really happened. LINK is going interstellar, and it's going to be so valuable that all of us will be getting blowjobs from victoria-secret models whilst we're driving lambos on our private moonbases.

Anyone not holding at least 10000 LINK right now is not going to make it. Anyone holding at least 10000 LINK right now has a clear shot at making enough fiat to impress a 35-year-old-ex-slut so she can part her legs and accept your cummies.