/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53054601
if this truly is the first thread you've ever stumbled upon regarding finances, anon, you have to realize you are god's favorite golden one. lurk, read the OP stickies, lurk moar
and say nigger, faggot

>>24159848
>stonkyes
BULL. ISH.

>>23952351
Cringe

Hey retards, I came back. This board has turned into a pile of dogshit in the last few months but for any one who is looking for the next big thing this is for you

https://www.xeth.finance

The midwit newfags among you will fud this, it's just another rebase scam;fuck off pajeet; etc

The astute among you will see the beauty of it's design.

>No negative rebase
>Price pegged to 0.01 ETH
>Rebase is a random time, always a surprise and no one is waiting to dump
>Staking coming out in a week

Now you may be asking how on earth supply remains in check with no negative rebase...
That is because xEth is also deflationary.

A 5% tax is taken off the top, mostly to be burned forever but also to fund staking.

Oh and did I mention staking is 3.5% - 5% a day?

https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?inputCurrency=ETH&outputCurrency=0xaa19673aa1b483a5c4f73b446b4f851629a7e7d6

I will not be bumping this thread. Godspeed anons.

How much am I going to make staking 32 ETH?

>>2042451
I thought the BTC climb had something to do with unrest in China.
I haven't seen a single person suggest that it was related to Le Pen.

>>1979349

My stool bacterial pathogen detection portfolio is already diversified enough my bro.

All about that CBX now.