/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57513533
checked keked and correct

I just don't care if this prolapses the entire rest of the market when the merger news hits. I do not, not one fucking bit. I actively look forward to some of the worst people alive ending themselves for being on the wrong side of this, and every time I see an article about some reptillian billionaire or other UHNWI shooting themselves or jumping off a building I cackle like a madman about it. One time I even jerked off and came to the article while imagining I was having my way with their limp body before yeeting them to their death. It's the funniest thing ever, and I literally cum to the idea of golems killing themselves for being completely degenerate cowards that bet against humanity. There is nothing any of you can do to stop this behavior. I'm long thousands of shares.

Go fuck yourself. That's the punchline.

Sweet, we got a new jeet to laugh at

>>53474106
big fuckin kek anon