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>>56032343
ummmmmm..... cope much?

>>55993839
>Slurptember
>slurptemBEAR, fify
you're slurping puts right anon?

so everybody is just ignoring the blow off top we had 53 minutes ago?

>>55034136
she right on this one but wrong on the June x-date, it's actually next week

>>54946356
sorry mumu you can't skip the capitulation phase we need a big flush first.
after that we can rise to the moon together, ok?

wouldn't it be funny if we end the day deep red?

indices going up while VIX up too.
that's how tops are formed

>>54809263
you take a big bet literally right before fomc? that's not going to end well

>>54730174
mumus were just trolling right? nobody actually bought this fake and gay pumps the last months right?
just a little fun banter on this tibetian monk crochet imageboard r-right?

>>54625315
this DAX pump from the lows to ath is just insane
look at the chart it's literally just green. still keep holding shorts. the wait will pay off at the end bobro

It's fucking undumpable bobros. What are we going to do? I don't want to buy this high.

>>54093451
anon, people were literally selling monkey jpgs for millions. if this was not your sell signal, you might want to check for brain damage
you had over one (1) year by now to get out

seriously im not
but holy shit
they're legitimately bailing out bad banking practices
>again
if a bank does a dirty they just give them more money
so long as normies endure their slow bleed and things arent so bad and they get their 4th of july bbq they're actually happy
people are literally more happy knowing value is slowly diluting than resetting and a possibility of something better
its amazing
people will unironically say tomorrow around the water cooler
>good thing the government stepped in and figured that out!
they get their paychecks
they get their high inflation
so long as they get their netflix and buffalo wild wings and see career politicians that are 80+ tell them things are okay
rich get richer and the rest get neutral to bad

they can continue this for another 100 years i guess. reading history shows you this is how things go but we read it thinking it's just a moment
>200 ad money gets fucked in rome
>300 ad political upheaval
>400 ad money gets slightly better but people still unhappy
>500 ad shit legit starts falling apart
yet hundreds of years prior to that they could've done something to actually make things better, but didnt

fuck

>>53971587
>safest investment
uuuh...

>>53963876
Jpow might not be the black swan, but the rising yields are screaming for a financial accident to happen.
just give it some more time until we hear big blowups to start the shit show. it does not even have to be in US... the UK is at the same yield levels again where they needed to do emergency QE last year.. literal every westernized country have inverted yield curves and high inflation.
I might be schizo but I can literally feel the calm before the storm.

bobros, this can't be happening

>still buying the dip

>short equity market (especially tech)
>long energy, agriculture, food commodities
simple as

I demand an extended sour hour starting now

>he bought

>VIX
>52w low today
>+7% now
panic party is getting started. will we see a 50+ peak soon(tm)?
will the panic slowly creep up or will it hit like the blackest gorilla swan in history?

ok ok mumu you had your fun now lets just go down -5% quickly for the day okay?
keep some dry powder for le epic CPI pump right?

>>52863736