/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

If that mockingbird don't sing,
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

If that diamond ring turns to brass,
Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass.

If that looking glass gets broke,
Mama's gonna buy you a billy-goat.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

It's goin' down, I'm yellin' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You better move, you better dance
Let's make a night you won't remember
I'll be the one you won't forget

>I COME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF CLOSING YOUR GODDAMN SHORTS

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THE BIG BOG MONSTER US COMING AFTER YOU
HIS TERRIFYING FACE WILL MAKE YA SCREAM UNTIL YER BLUE

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIII
HOLY SHIT
WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOU

BOBOS WITH SHORTS IN HAND TO THE TRADES COMING
ANONS ABOUT THE BOARD DUMPING AND RUNNING
SENTINELS ON THE CHARTS, "SELL, SELL" A-CRYING
CANDLES AGAINST SUPPORTS DOWNWARD A-FLYING

WHEN MARKETS ARE RUGGING
AND WOJAKS ARE CRYING
HE WHO WOULD MONEY MAKE
MUST NOT FEAR BUYING

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENIN TO ME
I'M GETTIN ALL THE BLAME FOR THINGS I DIDN'T DO

OOOOOOOOOOH
TAKE A LOOK AT ME
I KNOW I'M NOT THE PERFECT BOY YOU WANT ME TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ROUND AND GO DON'T WANNA SEE YOU NO MORE
WHAT'S ENOUGH IS ENOUGH NOT EVERY WOMAN LIKES IT ROUGH

GOTTA BRING IT BACK!
GOTTA GET IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK!
GOTTA SCARF IT BACK!
GOTTA GIVE IT BACK!
TAKE IT BACK!

OCEAN MAN
TAKE ME BY THE HAND
TAKE ME TO THE LAND
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND

OCEAN MAN
TAKE ME BY THE HAND
LEAD ME TO THE LAND
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND

I WAS SO HIGH I DID NOT RECOGNIZE
THE FIRE BURNING IN HER EYES
THE CHAOS THAT CONTROLLED MY MIND
WHISPERED GOODBYE AS SHE GOT ON A PLANE
NEVER TO RETURN AGAIN
BUT ALWAYS IN MY HEART, OH

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

> AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED
> A COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
> A PAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT JUST RIGHT
> AND THE RADIO UP

>>50710646
YOU CAN PLAY HOCKEY, I'MA PLAY HOOKIE
ON THE MIC NIGGAS SAY THAT I'M THE DOOKIE
THEY TRYING TO SHOOT ME, CAUSE I'M MAKING MOVIES
WENT GOLD TWICE, BUY ICE AND RUBIES
I'MA EAT AT LUBY'S, SAVE MY DOOBIES
SHE IN A D CUP CAUSE I BOUGHT THEM BOOBIES
I'MA TAKE THE TUNA, SHOES ARE PUMA
I'MA GO ON VACATION TO BLUE LAGOONA
CAUSE I LIKE TO SCUBA, ON THE ISLAND ARUBA
I'MA EAT A BOWL OF BEANS AND I'MA PLAY THE TUBA
SEE I'M AWFUL THROWED, Y'ALL SHOULD ALSO KNOW
THAT I’M WITH A SWAMP THING AT PAPPADEAUX
AND HE FROZEN, GOT THE WHAT HOUSE ON THE OCEAN
FUCK HER IN THE ASS WITH SOME SUNTAN LOTION
ALL IN THE OPEN, WHERE PEOPLE COULD SEE
MY NEXTDOOR NEIGHBOR'S TAKING PICTURES OF ME
I'M A POWERFUL MAN, I BOUGHT A HOUSE ON THE SAND
BOUGHT THE LOT AND TOLD THE COPS GET OFF OF MY LAND
WITH MY BARBIE, I'MA THROW A PARTY
THEY WANT MY AUTOGRAPH BUT I DON'T GOT A SHARPIE
NO MORE BACARDI, I'M DRUNK I NEED SOME COFFEE
ABOUT TO THROW UP BITCH GET THE FUCK OFF ME
BUT ANYWAY MAN, HOLD THEM UP, WHO IS YOU
YOU AIN'T MY GIRLFRIEND, MY GIRLFRIEND WAS WEARING BLUE
BUT YOU SUCK A GOOD DICK, SO I WON'T SAY SHIT
THEN I SAW THE BITCH KISSING ON MY BOY NICK
BUT WHAT HE DON'T KNOW AIN'T GONE HURT HIM THOUGH
BUT HOLD UP WHEN HE HEAR THIS SONG HE'LL BE SWOLL
MAN, I'MA HAVE TO TELL HIM THAT HIS ALBUM SUCKS
AND HE SHOULDN'T BUY IT OR EVEN LISTEN TO IT ONCE
SO LET IT BE A LESSON ANY GIRL THAT YOU MEET
TAKE HER TO THE STORE AND TELL THAT BITCH TO BRUSH HER TEETH

>8 years experience developing software
>can't get a job anywhere because 0 experience grinding leetcode

I WITNESS YOUR MADNESS
YOU SHED LIGHT ON MY SINS

IF YOU'RE GONNA SCREAM, SCREAM WITH ME
MOMENTS LIKE THIS NEVER LAST
WHEN NEW CREATURES RAPE YOUR FACE
HYBRIDS OPENED UP THE DOOR

THESE LUNCS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

THIS WAS MY LAST RESORT

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IMMA' BARBIE GIRL
INNA' BARBIE WORLD
LIFE IN CRYPTO
I'M A SCHIZO

YOU CAN CRASH MY SHARES
UNDRESS MY LONGS YOU BEARS
AND WITH INFLATION
THERE'S NO WEALTH CREATION

COME ON SCHIZO, LET'S BUY CRYPTO

I'M A DUMB RETAIL GIRL
IN A FANTASY WORLD
SHILL ME COINS, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY
YOU'RE MY DOLL, ROCK N' ROLL
FEEL THE GLAMOUR IN LINK
KISS ETH HERE, TOUCH BIT THERE
HANKY PANKY

YOU CAN BUY, YOU CAN PLAY ME
IF YOU SAY "I'LL ALWAYS HOLD"

IMMA' BARBIE GIRL
INNA' BARBIE WORLD
LIFE IN CRYPTO
I'M A SCHIZO

COME ON SCHIZO, LET'S BUY CRYPTO
AH AHH AHHH YEAHH
COME ON SCHIZO, LET'S BUY CRYPTO
OH OOH OH OOH
COME ON SCHIZO, LET'S BUY CRYPTO
AH AHH AHHH YEAHH
COME ON SCHIZO, LET'S BUY CRYPTO
OH OOH OH OOH