/biz/ - Business & Finance

*yawn*
Good morning Bao chads. Have a seat by the fire even though the sun is up. I sure love me some BAO Financ-

>*jukebox clicks on in the distance*
NO
>*Group B instrumental plays*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVj6lW3V7Q0
H-HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES
>*BAO MAN HIMSELF EMERGES FROM THE FOG AT 0:07*
AYO I’M GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE BUT CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE *pop*
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON MY DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(The absolute and unironic state of this scam.)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL GET SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (95% locked liquidity nigga!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$250 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead

BAO - Balance Automated Opt-

>*jukebox clicks on off in the distance*
???
N-no
>*Group B instrumental plays*
N-NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii9XxJJKliQ
>*BAO MAN HIMSELF EMERGES FROM THE FOG AT 0:11*
AYO I’M GONNA RUG YOU LIKE I’M ALADDIN
PUTCHA CASH IN BEFORE BAO COMES A-CRASHIN’
“Milk me like a cow!”, NIGGAS KEEP UTTERIN’
I CHURN YOUR ETH LIKE BUTTER, LOW IQ NIGGAS CRYIN’
CAUSE THEY FELL FOR ANOTHER SCAMCOIN (ay we just got baoswap on xDai nigga come on!)
BAO TEAM ASSEMBLING, AND I KEEP TREMBLING
NIGGAS Do better ET AL. KEEP FUDDLING
I FUMBLE AND STUMBLE WHEN THEY BE COMING IN, CRUSHING EMPIRES
SKY CASTLES CRUMBLING
MY BODY START RUMBLING
LIVIN’ A DOUBLE LIFE BUT CAN’T CALL MYSELF A G
DUMPLING BALOON, BAO MAN, BAO BUBBLE *pop*
ANOTHER FUD ON AN IMAGEBOARD
DAMAGE CONTROL ON MY DISCORD
THIS AIN’T GONNA LAST FOREVER NIGGA
BEEN LIKE A MONTH yuh, WHAT UP?
(The absolute and unironic state of this scam.)

TOLD ‘EM EOY 1 BUCK, SCAM IT UP
FORTY-BILLION DOLLAR MARKETCAP LIES, EAT ‘EM UP!
I DREAM OF EIGHT FIGURES, WILL PULL THE RUG TO PICK IT UP
IF I GET DOXXED I’LL GET SHOT AND FUCK IT UP
BAD “BULLISH” FUDDERS MAKE ME LOSE MY LUNCH
BAD DISCORD BOTS MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE GIVE A FUCK
THIS GON HAVE LASTING BAGGAGE ON MY LIFE, MY BODY IN A TRUNK
CUFFS-A-DOUBLE-CLINK, OBJECTS-IN-MY-STINK
I SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT ALL-IN ON CHAINLINK
I’LL BE DEAD, OR LOCKED BEHIND SOME CHAIN LINKS
RUGPULL BEFORE MARCH 1ST (95% locked liquidity nigga!)

YEAH NIGGAS LIKE “show your source code bro, you trippin’”
WHITE PAPER SAY DIFFERENT, SAY HOT DAMN, THIS IS A SCAM
BE PATIENT, I SAID NOT FOR SPECULATION
NOW GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN TAKE A VACATION
THEY HURT THEMSELVES, NIGGAS PAY ME FOR RECREATION
$100 GAS, BETTER HODL THROUGH THE RUGPULL (o no no no no no!!!!!!)
BETTER HIT THE GAS BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS ME
WHEN I GET DOXXED IN THE BITTER END
IF I DON’T STOP NOW THEN I’LL BE BAOTTER OFF
dead