/biz/ - Business & Finance

Kek this is why biz is the dumbest board.
>Hodling shitcoins after they literally moon (20% in stocks is a fucking moon you newfags)
>Hodling shitcoins when there are no new buyers

>business calculus
reminds me of science of creationism

>>8363442
It's funny how you autists think I hold MOD after I suggest it to an anon as alt to AMB. STAY BRAINLET

>>8262496
>I-I was just t-trolling you guys :^)
guess there is some entertainment left on this board

>>8182013
Official Binance Announcement

*PLEASE READ* Regarding Unauthorized Market Sells

We are investigating reports of some users having issues with their funds. Our team is aware and investigating the issue as we speak.

As of this moment, the only confirmed victims have registered API keys (to use with trading bots or otherwise). There is no evidence of the Binance platform being compromised.

Please remain patient and we will provide an update as quickly as possible.

Withdrawals are temporarily disabled at this time

>>8027749
>>8027879
>the absolute state

>>355236
You listened to your wife, i presume? Serves you right. 99% of women dont know anything about money.
Why should they? Thats the reason they marry. To have a stupid MAN bring them the cash to burn.

>>163797
>Give gf access to your account

>I wonder where all my money went

>>147077
>I bought in at $990

Really? I bought in at $200-600 and I was sweating bullets the last few days