/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57238831
>researching graph

In case anyone was wondering, Jpm completely fucked Frc in the ass
>equity wiped out
>JPM assumes all of the (really high quality assets) and deposits
>assumes all private wealth management funds (~$250b)
>assumes all branch locations and atms
>only had to pay HALF of the mark to market unrealized losses on these assets with FDIC taking the other half
>all Frc employees are now “bridge bank” employees with $0 assets and $0 of deposits. Meaning FRC employees will not be hired by JPM and are all effectively jobless
>they will not receive severance of any kind
>all remaining uninsured depositors are completely fine and made whole
crazy.

Oh goy trust us your options are being valued correctly
What? Yes goy the stock is down 10% but your options have barely moved that’s correct
You need to trust the math goy, no I won’t explain it to you it’s too complicated
Just trust me, I know I sold you the options, but trust me goy I’m pricing them correctly for you
Thanks for the premium goy it’s too bad they expired worthless

>>50446786
>volatility means market go down
idiot

>>49713349
no

>all these retards falling for an obvious fake

>>49409972
The baggot has never made a trade in its life. Literally all screenshotted paper accounts and /pol/ schizo posting. such an incredible faggot

>>49274208
>DUDE THE LINE MADE A SHAPE LMAO!!

don't worry guys, with sunday + todays futures we are actually pretty flat right now