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Allow me to relate some occult knowledge on this topic I have painstakingly acquired.The originator was none other than S. Nazarov himself. To achieve mystical initiation you must receive transmission from someone with the unbroken chain of transmissions all the way back to the originator. At the moment of anal piercing, you instantly enter into a group mind of Chainlinkers where constant squeals of delight ripple through the void to your newly receptive mind. Sergey provides direct and vivid visions of his daily Big Mac rituals through psychotronics supported by the Chainlink network. With every bite we collectively chant, "Fat, Fat Fat!" and upon completion of the burger the group mind erupts with orgiastic bliss, the members convulsing where the stand, finding the nearest cube shaped object to insert in their rectum as an offering to their savior.