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>> No.50772363 [View]
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>bear market not even 1 year after the 2.5 years between the 2017 crash and the beginning of the 2020 bullrun
Just stop coping, faggot. Holy shit this is sad.

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>>50761959
Wasn't this supposed to be switched to Zima?

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>>50747733
>>50747746
PoemAnon here, I already know your home address... well, I know where you live, I'm a bit unsure of the exact street address. Also, I'm probably the last person who should be responsible for someone else's health and wellbeing. I myself am only a few more bad days away from hanging myself in the woods

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>>50652276
Are you also in Seattle area? It's fucked up
I have a portable AC and it's doing... alright, not great

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>>50612152
>You're just making shitty edits of my original anyhow
Which are just good edits of mine

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MY BROTHER IN CHRIST PLEASE I URGE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART AND SOUL TO PLEASE LOOK INTO AND CONSIDER THIS AMAZING UP-AND-COMER NASDAQ COMPUTER

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For fuck's sake I should just kill myself

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Putting all of my money in leveraged NASDAQ positions might not have been the best idea...

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Hmm.... my extraordinarily conservative portfolio is already down quite a bit of money...

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This morning, I liquefied all of my positions (except 1) and moved into:
80% QLD
20% TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls

Wish me luck...

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My extraordinarily conservative portfolio of 80% QLD and 20% TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls has basically.... just crabbed today

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Come on NASDAQ.... I got it all riding on you

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Oh fuck... my plan to go 100% into leveraged NASDAQ positions isn't working out too well...

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>>50500098
Yes, most of us prefer cheap alcohol. It's more fun

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>>50494767
Uh... poem anon here. That's not me...
I don't have a huge dick, it's probably a bit below average (especially because I'm so chubby right now...) but I definitely do not have a micropenis

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Guys... I am officially now fomo'ing into scratch off lottery tickets. I think it's the only way to save my portfolio by the end of the month

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Honestly... at this point, I guess I should be looking forward to bootcamp...

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PoemAnon here, I'm going to make a pledge to you guys on /smg/, screenshot this if you want to remind me:
If I finish this month in the red, I'm going to quit trading stocks, quit my job, and go sign up for the military. I mean... I'll at least try. I'm 35 and probably too old already and probably have several medical disqualifiers, but I'll at least go talk to the recruiters and make an attempt. I'm already down $2k this month, so I need to at least make that back... if you don't want me to get sent to the front lines, please help me not be a retarded investor...

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>>50356864
I gave up months ago

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I am eating ice cream for dinner and there's nothing you guys can do to improve my life
Except give me some good stock tips so I can afford to send myself to adult fat camp

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>>50269972
Same. I've officially switched back into I-Give-Up mode. Just going to drink and eat fried and sweet foods every day until I die of a stroke or heart attack or whatever. I don't have the self discipline... or even a reason to bother taking care of myself. Maybe TQQQ will jump this week and my calls will print, then I can hire a personal trainer to force me to be healthy and also be my friend.

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Well /smg/...
I'm definitely getting fatter
I need my TQQQ calls to print so I can hire a personal trainer

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Gentlemen... I am officially FOMOing into getting fucking drunk

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>>49960184
I just got off of cagie, and I can't drink all day
Did one beer while grilling, then 2nd beer while eating burgers
>>49960204
Rainier of course

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