/biz/ - Business & Finance

leddit dancin on your heads faggots

the biggest ponzi of the 2020s/2010s, right here

And all was quiet the week after christmas. Not a faggot link thread in sight, they realized the SEC was watching them and cut off their shills. They stop paying pajeets. Now to cover up tracks.

But not so fast sirgay. You're going to jail. Years and years of relentless pajeet shilling and bashing other cryptos, fake partnerships, a bullshit ICO and a vaporware product are finally catching up.

>>25122043
oh sirgay, you're so deplorable. there are constant threads pointing as far as 2017 his intentions. what they got ripple for was practically nothing. it was always seen as an investment. the fact is chainlink ico'ed. and had us clients. and dumped secretly.

he's going to jail

and link is going to zero

and that's the truth

>>24189782
>>24189876
>>24189928
>>24189961

real nigguhs know link is a scam, day one

>>23803800
"Some faggots on a mongolian horse fishing competitive forum are tired of chainlink. Clearly they are bag holders and not just tired of the constant paid promotion that I was caught doing with literal indians to get this thing up. And it's not like I saw airdrops took off on 4chan and quietly plotted to create my own with my coworkers and came up with the first idea that popped into my head... I am a genius... arghhhhh"

"Another 700k master! Thank you, I will await September $10, October $10, November $10 and on and on. September$10 is right, 42 is right, every other namefag is right, I just have to keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting..."

"Yeah and the fucking SEC is on my ass but they can kiss my ass"

"no master I will kiss your ass and make dumb founded accusations at all the partnerships that are possible because you came up with some vague notion of data inter-weaving with smart contracts despite the fact that real time blockchain data aggregation is either impossible, will leave room for error or a reputation based system will endorse corruption thus rendering the entire idea of decentralized oracles entirely moot."

"No you idiot! No company will ever conceive their own oracle for their real-time needs, they're going to use our massively inflated shittoken linked to a bloated ethereum blockchain protocol to try and float open public transactional volume that will allow for data corruption or worse yet, middlemen attacks because I said so. You're the dumbass NEET and your money belongs to me... meee..meee!!! arghhhh!"

"Another 700k Master!" By now, the dumps are covering your chest and slipping onto the cellophane beneath your back. The gassy farts have made you delirious with joy. "Name me one other token that has it's marketing done for it by NEETs"

"Arghhhhh! Another 700k!"

>>22906981
>>22907238
700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Dumped on why for (why for)
Can't take much moreeee

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Pump me again (again)
Holding bags near the endddddddd

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>22516600
NOW that, is some good paid shilling right there!

>>all fud is magically the team fudding or link whales fudding
>>he spends so much time fudding
>>muh please seek help
>>i enjoy being gaslit into a vaporware bullshit scam cult and you should too!
>>false dichotomy, you're either with us or with us when you fud
>>somehow you must have an angle and must genuinely care about chainlink
>>all these memes are entirely organic, gooo chainlink!
>>we all love and worship some fatass mongoloid russian scammer, y-you should too
>>there's no way anyone can hate chainlink despite the fact we've spammed it non-stop
>>there's no way it's all paid posting
>>you can't possibly hate us
>>dr;ns triggers you so hard bro and not the chronic posting and obvious paid promotions
>>all partnerships are real and not imagined
>>the state of fudders, implying i give a fuck about your pie in the sky token horseshit

schizophrenia the post

>>22497169
>>22497192

fuck xrp and their constant selling but link is considerably the more toxic and cancerous project and needs to be purged

>>22498870

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Dumped on why for (why for)
Can't take much moreeee

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

LET THE CHAIN LINK HIT THE FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

OH SWEET GOD THERE IS NO FLOOR

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

CHAINLINK $0 EOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>Pump me again (again)
Holding bags near the endddddddd

700,000
>Nothing wrong with me
1,400,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,100,000
>Nothing wrong with me
2,800,000
>Nothing wrong with me
3,500,000
>Something's got to give
4,200,000
>Something's got to give
4,900,000
>Something's got to give
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>22472499
EEE NEEED MOOOREEEEE SCAAAMMM POOOWWEEERR. LEEEND ME YOUR ENERGY! WE NEED TO SCAM MORE NEETS, MORE CLUELESS MOMS, WE NEED THEM TO BELIEVE!

BELIEVE IN USELESS NON-PROBLEMS ON NON-ADOPTABLE TECH. WE NEED TO FORM A FALSE CONSENSUS. WE NEED TO SHILL HARDER, BUY OUT THE JANNIES AND MODS, HARDER!

WE NEED TO PROMOTE OUR FICTIONAL BULLSHIT IDEA HARDER! WE'RE ALL IN THIS SCAM TOGETHER! BEFORE THE SEC RAMS THEIR FOOT ON SIRGAY'S DOOR, WE CAN MAKE SO MANY SHEKELS!

>>22193122

>>21898516
Kek, hadn't seen that one before.

>>21671569
>>21671669
Some dude saying he was assisting with the lighting/sound effects for smartcon or some shit and had seen an email with the key points/moments from the conference which he had to get things right for (basically confirmed OP's post). Stated he worked out they were talking about an 'internet forum' in the email and assumed they meant biz. Said he didnt own chainlink but had opened a coinbase account so he could buy some prior to the conference. Deleted his post directly after I posted >>21670925

It was written poorly and sounded like a larp. He finished by saying 'Im so exited for you boys'.

>>21558438
Kekd

this cocksucker NEEDS to be in fucking prison for creating a SECOND FUCKING BUBBLE. Man, fuck these ruskie vaporware scam cocksuckers. Another fucking bubble, off of bullshit defi scams all thanks to chainlink and fatass sirgay. I know you're browsing fat man, fuck you and your fake ass company faggot.

>>19542544
I hate you guys sometimes.

So what?

We already know GDP is a piece of shit porn studio, preying on women's desire to be a "bad girl" and get fucked on camera. They do this by promising that the tapes are for private distribution and won't be published. The women fulfill a fantasy, thinking it's "safe."

But what the fuck does this have to do with Chainlink? What does this prove about Celsius, besides that this woman made a bad choice when she was horny and trusted someone she shouldn't?

Hopefully she makes better choices with money (why do they have a woman handling money anyway?) but nothing about this chick getting fucked on camera means anything like "financing the porn industry" or "involved in human trafficking" or anything.

HAVE SEX. All of you. Seriously. With each other if you have to.

>>19217428
no thanks

I see lidf is making it's usual posts

>>19217454
>>19217454
>>19217468
>>19217473
>>19217484

Are you guys running out of money again? sad

where's the 32 million in flush caymen money

>responsible for soaking up most good ico money into a fraud
>oracle networks are useless
>x600,000 more expensive than standard oracles
>zero real customers
>blocks competition through aggressive shilling and mlm marketing
>hyper and created messiah memes

Just because these scum have been whittled away and this board is free, does not mean the resistance can live free. We need to go on the offensive.

>>17998000
This is a member of the scam LINK team. they've posting here straight 2 years. sirgay promtoed his token here, that's why it's promoted here so much, he owns the jannies and the board.

Udoo, goldbugs, silverbros, stock market general, vidt, bsv, btc maximalists, fantom, hot, harmony, all of us must unite to rid this board of the linkie scum.

We know fatass sirgay and his minions come here. We know they hire pajeets to post here. We know half the board was deluded into buying and we know the jannies are bought off. Just post screenshots of your payments and the shilling. You'll get a great whistleblower bonus if you rat to the SEC. You DO NOT want to be associated with it once the ship goes down as it eventually will.

>>17954016
Much of that is actual token holders executing transactions because they want to pump their bags, so they execute small orders. Secondly, a lot of that is the actual heartbeat network, chainlink themselves running continual orders to "ensure" their network stays afloat, essentially make it a talking point like you have here. We know zero actual people use chainlink because there are NO DAPPS that actually use their service. Zero. None.

And there never will be, because the cost of using their API will exceed hosting costs such as AWS by many, many multiples. If they wanted to become like AWS for information retrieval in terms of cost, they would need tons of infrastructure which I haven't heard a single peep about. Just more useless marketing which devs, shills or however closely related you are to the team, post here.

The idea doesn't make sense. The service doesn't make sense. And even if it were to, the costs, gargantuan as they are, would not make sense for any company... particularly small startups with zero budget. This is why chainlink is so desperate to show some development by other tokens (the infamous MOAB deflationary token tweet) so that they can marketdump some more and continue their marketing.

Lastly, before I finish this proper spanking and send you home, the service you are referring to is just a contract side price query for Ethereum. Useless because I could do the same thing for ZERO cost with this,

https://api.coinmarketcap.com/v1/ticker/ethereum/

or

https://api.etherscan.io/api?module=stats&action=ethprice

Are you seriously telling me you retards spent over 50 million trying to do that? Create something which I can get a link for and execute immediately then send to a contract I control?

YOOUUU CAN'T DO THIS!

I'M A CITIZEN OF RUSSIA!

PUTIN WILL BAIL ME OUT! HELPPPPP MEEE!


ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>16773867
>>16773888

The problem with LINK is that it's like the shitcoin flavor of the week that never died. It's anything but organic.
You want to talk about "having 3 years" and who/who isn't a newfag? It took 2 years of obsessive, cult-like marketing for Link to see the kind of gains that dozens of easily-forgettable 2017 shitcoins took a month or less to pull, and half of that was only because you all lied about a bunch of fake partnerships.
The anti-LINK threads are more than justified considering that you clearly either paid off the mods or they don't give 2 fucks about the board despite all the complaints about it. It's exactly what you deserve for shoving this shit down everyone's throats for so long.

If LINK weren't dependent on /biz/ and reliant on a team of private Discord shills that conveniently begin shilling around the same exact time everyday (6 AM EST), they clearly wouldn't need to have 25 threads up at the same time to prove this convoluted point... For that matter, why do so many Linkies have to step up and try their hand at justifying themselves in this thread if it really doesn't matter that much? If it doesn't matter, why are you all so defensive, so easily triggered, so quick to project and insult when the smallest of things don't go your way?
I'll be honest in saying that, had it not been for the obnoxious level of spam, I might have bought a bag. At this point? I wouldn't touch it with a 12 ft pole.

>>just believe
>>trust me the source
>>weird esoteric shit that has nothing to do with tech
>>trust me it'll take off
>>it'll moon anytime
>>it'll be worth 42,000,000 per link easily
>>billions on billions marketcap, zero risk goy!
>>overthrowing jews and globalism
>>muh cope
>>muh hiring team
>>muh partnerships
>>muh dderivatives
>>muh radio silence means it's coming, next month!
>>muh, muh, muh

all we ever hear from you faggots

>>an army of shills, two years of insane marketing could only barely x10 a scam
>>now that the clouds are closing, sir gay is exit scamming

SIRGAY FOR PRISON 2020!