/biz/ - Business & Finance

>"Hello could you please connect me to Jerome?"
>"Yes I'd like to make a suggestion for no more market holidays"
>"No you may not place me on hold"
>"Of course this is an urgent matter"
>"No I said I will not hold thank you"

>"Hello please pass a message to Mr. Joe Biden"
>"Yes I need him to go on tv and say something stupid to crash the market"
>"Well this needs to be done right away"
>"No the first thought that comes to his mind should do the trick"

>"Hello could you please pass a message to Mr. Biden?"
>"Yes I need him to go on TV to say something stupid and crash the market"
>"No this needs to happen in the next half hour"
>"Well I will keep calling back until this is done"
>"Yes the first thing that comes to his mind will probably work"

>"Hello please connect me to Mr Jerome"
>"Yes I would like to ask why the dump is being delayed"
>"No you may not put me on hold"
>"Yes I recently bought 20 puts"
>"No I said I will not hold thank you"

>"Hello please put me through to Jerome"

>>49835005
You should give him a call
>"Hello I would like to schedule a meeting with David Soxl"
>"Yes this is in regards to his recent performance"
>"No you may not place me on hold"
>"Because I am a major shareholder in his company"
>"No I said that I will not hold thank you"