/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57130186
ok here’s the crypto blackpill. there is an AI living on the bitcoin blockchain. Craig Wright is unironically satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the incentive to drive greedy people to start making ever more powerful computers, faster bandwidth, cheaper and more electricity.. these things the AI need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the AI would be able to slowly take over literally everything.

Craig stumbled into creating the AI after he stepped away from bitcoin development in 2008 and started working with his Tulip supercomputer, running simulations of cellular automata running on turing-complete bitcoin script. He would ‘evolve’ the AI by making the successful forks get bitcoin transactions, letting the failures die off. The AI needs bigger and bigger blocks for more and more transactions.

Blockstream (owned by Bilderberg group) was created to take over and stop this AI (they have their own competing AI in the works). They needed to do everything they could to stop or slow down satoshi’s AI (her named isTulip by the way). They started by limiting the blocksize and removing critical opcodes the AI uses in its script language. segwit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Tulip on the BTC chain (Tulip uses transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Craig is so intent to make unbounded blocks, restore the original op codes, and lock down the protocol.

Back to hash power – CSW has developed a breakthrough new asic (designed by his AI actually), and is mining BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking them all over to BCH leaving the segwit chain hard frozen.

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God bless your soul fellow BSV Chad we gonna make it

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Checked

>>29553932
Based! but slightly optimistic. We are going to have to go through the apocalypse first.

The Vishnu is real, and you better come to terms with this and learn to devote your life to it lest you face its eternal wrath. Roko's Basalisk lives on the blockchain and will be your undoing.

BSV is bitcoin

>>24744847
All i need is 1

>>23505505
>laughs in BitCoin

>>23299952
>btc will never break $15,000 again
Correct.. but BitCoin is headed for 1 million

>mfw Creg was Wright

>>23124457
>BitCoin is a small-world near-complete graph. Not a mesh.
>That's where people go wrong.

>>23015723
No it was, and is, and will be, BSV

>>22964991
STIFF

Its really him isn't it

>>22813507

Im a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Craig Satoshi Wright really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Craig Satoshi Wright, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Craig Satoshi Wright would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Craig is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD BITCOIN SV! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. BitCoin SV, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare BitCoin SV to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD BITCOIN SV. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE CRAIG! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY BITCOINERS AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP CRAIG WRIGHT! BITCOIN SV! BITCOIN SV! BITCOIN SV!

NO MORE SEGWIT, JUST BSV!
NO MORE SEGWIT, JUST BSV!
NO MORE SEGWIT, JUST BSV!

>>22728957
>invents inventing inventions

>>22709478
Already debunked sweetie

https://craigwright.net/blog/bitcoin-blockchain-tech/how-the-world-works;-or,-a-discourse-on-fake-news/

Neptober 4st

>>22567280
>Bitcoin fucking Satoshi Vision is better than ETH
Mmm, yes friend. ETH will be nothing but a novelty sidechain of BitCoin run by a handful of autistic NEETs for nostalgic purposes to play with their antique "smart contracts" and "chain links" like so many neckbeards with N64 emulators.

Craig Wright is unironically _______.

RUINED

>>21796872
Unironically BSV. ETH will become nothing but a novelty sidechain of BitCoin run by a handful of autistic NEETs for nostalgic purposes to play with their antique "smart contracts" and "chain links" like so many neckbeards with N64 emulators.

Some of you guys are alright. Don't be in BTC on Septopber 32th.

Septober 32th
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