/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>11953214
>0/10 Larp
>Copy pasta

>>11925607
>Invest
Who here invests anymore? I'm here to trade and for the lulz

ITT: skills you can gain completely in the comfort of your own room and potentially earn a good salary.

>Computer programming

1 year of intense practice and you can get a job as a junior developer, or even better, create an app/website to generate money.

>Music producing

If you listen to a lot of music, download FL studio or something, and learn how to edit and produce music. At least you can get a job at a studio if you're autistic enough to learn the ins and outs but not talented enough to make any good songs.

>Languages

It takes 500-1000 hours to become fluent in most languages. After two years you can get paid to translate.

>>1552330

while i'm at it, here's some other things you shouldn't be trying to skimp out on

clothing: with £1000 you can get yourself a nice new wardrobe (over the course of the year to cover all seasons). don't buy outfits from the fucking supermarket, that stuff is ill fitting and nobody will take you seriously... it doesn't cost much to buy a few good shirts, shoes (brogues, boots), suits (one black, one charcoal/blue) and a jacket.

gym: when you look at yourself in the mirror you should know that a gym membership costs nothing compared to who you could be if you bothered going.

Trying to save money? here's what you CAN save on

car: nobody gives a fuck about your status symbol. as long as it's reliable and gets you from A to B, that's all that matters.

accessories: watch, phone, mp3 player... pointless crap. only morons will notice your latest iphone.

video games: the library has free books and once you learn how to read it's a much more fulfilling hobby.