/biz/ - Business & Finance

I had a very vivid dream last night. I dreamt that I met aliens. It was a young and curious alien that I ran across in the woods, it was terrifying at first but the alien did not mean me any harm. He said that his mother was in the space ship down the way. I asked if I could meet his mother and he said he wasn't sure if it would be a good idea. I insisted and the young alien brought me to see his mother. I was very terrified because the young alien was wearing a disguise which made him look like a human kid but I didn't expect his mother would do the same. To my surprise, she was also wearing a human like disguise. As I introduce myself, she makes it abundantly clear that humans should not exist, that we are animals that only know how to destroy. She explains that their is planning on exterminating the human race for the good of the planet. I insisted that they should not do this and instead should only kill the people who're responsible for these terrible acts and not just blindly kill everyone as there is still good on this planet. The alien hesitantly agrees to my negotiation but says they will be back.

>mfw a literally saved the human race
I'd appreciate a thank you.

>>54377746
No, but I AM a full time shitposter.

>>54349802
Didn't read any of your post

>>54305738
If that's you, understand that you wouldn't survive more than a couple seconds against me in a fully nude, oiled up, wrestling match. You would completely surrender you bussy to me before you even knew what was happening.

Scoopsies owes me sex.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_NbASTLrJu4&feature=share

Baggot tongues my anus

>>54247889
I don't know but I want a 10% tithe of everyone's profits.

>>54226518
https://www.bitchute.com/video/LDzRtcyfxYLM/
>>54226525
My wife has her finger on the trigger because she plans on shooting, something you should consider chud... Also Bloomberg anon has me glued to FRC.

Scoopsies was here last night. He's not afraid of you chuds anymore. Despite your feeble attempts, /smg/'s most famous power couple wins again.

>>54160395
Shut up gook poster. I hung up my bobo cap about 15 minutes ago. I'm a mumu now. Infinite money machine has been turned back on. No more pain anymore, just gains.

>>54141296
Yeah it's hard to be bullish right now, that's why mumu needs to kneel to the bobos. Those who do, we'll make sure your death is quick and painless.

>>54117473
Of course. I'm the only person anyone should be listening to.

Nice try mumu. My portfolio closed green today.

Mumu, you can have my SPXU shares when you pry them from my cold dead hands, because I'm not selling.

>>54021096
I went all in on SPXU instead. Smarter choice I ever made Clark

Bobo's it's our time. Post your best anime smuggies to dab on mumu's

>>53977905
If there are any high test males left in this general (doubt) they have a conservative portfolio of 100% SJIM

>>53955709
Your apology is not accepted

>>53878549
Best trader in /smg/ past, present, and future.
Simple as.

I have something if like to announce. I only watch anime and don't touch a single video game that existed after the year 1999. That is all.

SPY is going sub 200 and we are going to enter WW3 shortly by design. I tried to warn you, but you didn't listen

Just popping in from my vacation to remind this general that scoopsies does in fact owe me sex. Now if you'll excuse me, this is my last night in Lansing. Toodles! *Holds up spork*

Just wanted to chime in and say that I could absolutely heem baggot in MtG.

Smug Miko Edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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