/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56446210
I have a busy work week but this weekend I might be able to teach you faggots how to trade.

>>56216507
Don't ask questions, just buy. You won't get another chance

Smug Miko edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>56179394

I'm casting a Jewish curse on scoopsies, baggot, Bloomberg anon, and SOXL. It's effective immediately. I don't know if it will be good or bad. Prepare immediately. I will repost this in the next thread for security reasons.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=49CGZgWdBNs&si=FqbSOcCMcN1aVaIC

First day of work went great. I'm realizing that each and every one of you is George Floyd and I'm that hero cop. This general is full of amateurs. Everyone should kneel

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gi6XwsR2hIY&si=FfPcSxGKXfq80wUb

There is on h mart in Michigan and it's on big beaver road in troy. I'm thinking of going there and being an obnoxious white person just to make CRBPajeet seethe. I may even go up to a gook and say, I Chinese, I play joke, I go pee pee in your coke.

>>55969909
Welp, you missed your chance to hire me baggot. Have a job interview today. Biggest mistake you ever made was not hiring me. We'll be putting you out of business. Remember, you did this not me. I got way too drunk last night playing poker. I was losing so bad that other players were laughing at me. I need to not be so wreckless

>>55954340
>>55954344
In other news, I got blackout drunk last night and somehow ended up winning a poker tournament online. Won $240. Pretty proud of myself.

>>55916240
$0

>>55881702
I haven't made a single trade since June 6th. I mostly just play poker now and watch you guys lose money

Smug Miko Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>55766511

>>55768000
you're going to want to watch my new video coming up swedecuck. I'm exporting it now and then uploading it. Mumu's will feel pain this week they could only conceive in biblical texts

>>55746247
This is it. The last thread ever. I wish I could say its been a pleasure but frankly I deserve better. None of you can keep pace with my trading anyway. It's amateur hour in here.

>>55706566
Give me the money and I'll make you more money trading than you ever could for the low fee of 2%

A message to reddit tourist and the swedecuck.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DrCs-n6pB4c&feature=share

Well I can proudly say that the bonus on bet rivers casino paid off. I deposited $500, got a $500 bonus, played through the bonus and got some nice wins, and cashed out at $1200. Those first time promos are always amazing.

Just did 18 miles on the bike and a 2 mile hike. I am getting stronger. Might want to invest in some dental dams because all of your bussies are on notice.

>>55649924
I'm not Jewish.

>>55643751
That's why I do my videos on Sundays. Although I missed last night's because I was at a tigers game.

Going to the tigers vs padres game tonight. Look for me on TV.

>>55581669
Sadly this is the future for all of you cubicle cucks. You were warned.

I just got done having a long talk with my brother in law. He's a police chief. He wanted to talk to me about their marriage but I ended up drilling him about why he isn't using his position of power to make money. He got really uncomfortable and ended the call. Is there still hope for me to be a kingpin?

>>55522864
Bloomberg if you're out there you need to apologize to baggot.

/SMG/ UPDATE INTERLUDE
https://youtu.be/RCv9Hh2_FEI
https://youtu.be/RCv9Hh2_FEI
https://youtu.be/RCv9Hh2_FEI

Better watch faggots