/biz/ - Business & Finance

I got 5k extra and i wanna 8k or 10k im month or two, what do i do what do i do

So, once we make it, how do we cash out? I recently found out that US banks flag big withdrawals as possible money laundering. I've been hodling and sacrificing so much stuff to make it these past two years, I don't want it to get confiscated by these IRS fucks, /biz/.

Only thing I can think of is converting it all into a stable coin and withdrawing a "wage" every two weeks.

>>23771358
Anon, I do not ask for much on here, but I need a name. Thick thighs Japanese women are my crippling weakness, please tell me she's a JAV Idol

Ok, so I got a loan for 23k exactly a year ago, used it to go half on Bitcoin and half in Ethereum. Left a few thousand out so the monthly payments wouldn't hit me too much but I can very much afford it. My final payment is on November 2024 I plan to sit on these till 2025, would it be better if I put it all on Blockfi and just collected interest in the meantime?

w-what was that a-anon-kun?

Will this be enough to make it this bullrun? I really don't want to wagecuck anymore. I only need $150k so I can buy a nice comfy condo and not work for a year or two. Plan to learn coding and programming so I can work from home with minimal bills. Currently working on paying off my car and other small things.

>>23656112
Do you constantly short it? Been considering buying a fat stack right now and selling as soon as it gets to 10 cents again

>>23638254
ANYONE, PLS, IT'S AN EMERGENCY

I only have 15 dollars in my bank account, how do I turn that into 1000?

>another fucking CORE clone
It's all so tiring bros
Take me back to August, I just want fun projects again without every single fucking thing being some sterile CORE shit

>>22415015
>>22415093
LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FAGGOTS

I keep falling for Ether-based games that promise huge earnings and I join in too late every time.
I keep doing amazingly well trading shitcoins, but I keep undoing parts of my gains with my retardation

0.01BTC SOON
NEW PARADIGM
ETH KILLER

>Shilling a coin then
"Guys, look at this new coin! It has [new tech] that does [interesting new feature], the dev has done [this and that] before, and they have a long term goal of [reasonable market cap]!
Here is a number of reasonable reasons it can succeed/fail"
-Weeks of comfy generals about the coins follow

>Shilling a coin now
ALL CAPS TITLE AND OP POST, THIS COIN IS WORTH NOTHING NOW BUT I SWEAR IT'S GOING TO $5000 DOLLARS EACH IN THE NEXT 24HOURS BUY BUY BUY
>but anon tell me more about the coin itse-
OOOOOO FUD GET OUT REEEEEE
-The coin is forgotten after 3 days

Guys, the ETH I withdrew from Polo is gone. Just gone.
On the explorer, the wallet doesn't have any transactions ongoing, and the transaction ID produces no results either.
Anyone else in the same situation? I'm sweating bullets here, it was 15ETH
How long does it usually take support to reply?