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STEP RIGHT UP WAGE KEKS

Age and salary right now. Im guessing you all are 30 and have a 60 k salary at most.

>S&P 500 at -.75% and is probably going to 2% by 4 am
>feel when still on the JDST train

Gonna sell at 9 am, and buy up all >>1902825 before 9:30. Were gonna see at least a 5% change in everything.

Im basing this off the crash on the 21st. Only problem is that happened at 10 am, while this is overnight. So, here are the 3 possibilities

1.) More investors are prepared to sell, and will probably shoot up inverse ETFs by 10% all in the premarket
2.) It being held overnight will lessen the damage; leaving time for everyone to get out right before market opens
3.) Its going to rebound overnight, which will cause cash to go up even higher

And this is a slow tank so far: theres been 2 mini rebounds already. The current one is fighting and switching between doji and green. Truly, this is a battle of Cash vs Commodities.