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>> No.53501806 [View]
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Yo guys I want to be a cool kid and I took profits from Tesla. I have a staggering 1k to roll. What can I buy to get insane gains? I'm partially joking but we're all friends aren't we?

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Fuck I bought the top of sqqq like a retard

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>>53491506
A gummy bear

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Just received a notification that my property taxes are likely to go up by 30-40% and I should "plan accordingly". Why are they punishing me like this?

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No amount of crypto gains will fill the void of being forever alone for 34 years and counting, and I'm finally ok with that.

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>>53478941
>34
>moved back in with mom 8 years ago
>$150k salary
It's very comfy besides everyone else in my family losing all respect for me

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>>53479225
Will this be bullish or bearish, financially speaking?

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>>53476116
I'll share mine. Short Memphis, TN. Any city with that many nigger cops is bound for the shitter.

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>boss is having team dinner and told everyone to bring their +1
Is it worse to show up alone or with an escort? I'm gunning for a big raise this year so I can't mess this up.

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>>53440365
>daddy's down payment
Fuck these entitled cunts

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Just told my boss "no". How can I profit from this financially?

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This is it. The final collapse is imminent.

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>>53320148
>he doesn't know to add reddit to the end of every query to get legit results
NGMI
G
M
I

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explain to me like i'm retarded, because i am

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>>53249534
To have a harem of cute lds wifes

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>>53222163
ADHD diagnosis is just an excuse parents use for the stupidity of their offspring

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>>53162032
I'm getting very sleepy is anyone else getting sleepy?

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>>53035000
>$5000
intriguing digits

>> No.53001118 [View]
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>35 years old
>net worth: ca. $560k
>portfolio: mostly BTC, ETH
>kissless hugless virgin

so my question is, is a net worth like this enough to date girls?
I have just that money (in crypto), but otherwise dont have any status as I dont know any people. I‘m not obese or overweight or otherwise deformed besides my penis.
what do? Anyone can tell me the steps?

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How goes your GME "HODLING"? How many times was "this is it" and nothing happened? Still think being "retarded" is hilarious?

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What hair color does biz prefer in women, blonde/brunette/redhead?

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>>52893837
Even if you make it,(you) will still be here.

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>>52804913
Hey, fuck you, pal.

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>>52709784
whats the points of making it if I don't bring my wife and kids

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