/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53892530
All the boomers SMEs are dying/retiring. I started a $150k position at a new company over the summer. They are desperate for more people. After years of getting shit on it's finally our moment to shine ME bros.

You don't need to invest if you die before the age of 50. You can just spend money and have fun. What are the financial implications of this retirement plan?

My life has been reduced to agile stories, points and velocity. Why is the business world like this?

eth and dogecoin have unlimited total supply but circ seems like an easy thing to fud a project with. is it cuz the team can dump on you? But isnt that the case for all projects? i think the lowest ive seen is 8%.

My manager ranked his employees this year based on how often their Skype status was green versus yellow. How can I profit from this?

>>53817806
Good job. Now turn to the left and cough

>>53817775
I got rejected by the practice gf

I live with my mom but I tell people that my mom lives with me. This small rearrangement of words significantly alters the perception that other humans have of me. How can I profit from this?

>>53743538
>$150k WFH job
>live in mom's basement
It's pretty fucking comfy, ngl

Financially speaking there is nothing wrong with living in your mom's basement at the age of 34.

>>53722360
You got that mixed up. Its my dad who bought me a house and a Russian wife i quit heroin within a week.

>>53717112
You will never be a woman.

>>53690445
Thanks just bought everything.

>>53646772
>Tounge

My thread gets deleted and I'm 3 dayd for off topic, but this is fine proving once again that tranny jannies can tongue my anus [and they'll do it for free]

>and got her preggers

WTF WAS THAT??

I am my own son and I boughted myself 3 houses and a condo

>>53617434
What does it mean?

>>53613729
I'm 34, live in mothers basement and have an 800+ goyscore. It's not that hard.

>>53601457
I already collect retard disability how do I buy shitcoins with it

Wtf is going on

If you believe in BTC and believe in its worth. How come you aint invested in actual BTC farms? Not those 6x 3090 Gpus you have hooked up in some russian appartment. Im talking about arches of land. I have this stock. IF BTC Goes up like 1% . It goes up 10 %. same if it dumps tho.

What the fuck is a basis point?