/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50699748
>So tried trying to explain to you baggies that you got rug pulled by Gamestop themselves.

comfy check!
report your comfy face!
>mfw soon we are all millionairs, we just have to get the money from the brokers

>stock split announced
>NFT-Marketplace announcement this week
>DTCC cant deliver stocks
>GME just going up for max-% every day for 90 days
>RC twat: Don't you hate it too when the clerk at DTCC isn't doing his job? Should list GME as NFT.
>NFT-GME release
>RC twat: It's dangerous to go alone. Take this
>another split 3:1
>1B GME NFT tokens exist, because the number is nicer for a crypto
>GME worth infinte money now
>Kenny when will you deliver GME shares outstanding so we can import them as NFT for our beloved hodlers?
>Kenny flips
>Well, that happens, so I guess DTCC now handles the FTDs, right? Or is it the FED?
>so you own a few million people a few trillion dollars
>DTCC: we have here a screenahot that says some people will accept the total destruction of the illegitimate state of isrsel for one share. How'd like to have it delivered, ser?
Well frens, I think we WAGWI it.

>>49908000
checked!
Friendly reminder: we are all millionairs, we just need to dig the money out from dead HF-hands.