/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm going to market sell 413 BTC at Binance in 3 minutes, stay tuned shorters

BTC DUMP INCOMING

2.1 BTC
32 ETH (already staked)
100 LINK (lol 4chan)
173 XMR
300 NANO (lol reddit)

Will I be set for life in 5 years? Women lining up to massage my feet?

So you think that 10% dip counts as a correction?

Let me give you a helpful hint..

We're not in a correction until the sweat falling down your neck meets the sweat of your ass crack in a pool on your desk chair while your sitting up at 3am staring at a stamp chart 3 inches from your face trying to convince yourself thats its going to reverse any second now. Your hand shaking like a Parkinson's patient over an oily mouse when suddenly you feel the dire need to take a shit but you vomit in your mouth a little bit instead and before you have time to question how those two bodily functions could possibly be related we've already dropped another 20%. You've now got a big red dildo candle showing a 60% loss in a matter of minutes staring back at you as price has dipped far below your buy in spot, all the profits you made over the past several weeks, dreams of that new car, that new house disappear in an instant and you cant imagine what possibly could have caused this.