/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20080231
It depends more on the details of your taxes than exactly how rich you are. If you are a wagecuck with no income producing assets, and you don’t itemize (have really expensive house), it’s not worth it. If you have rental real estate, are self employed, get significant income from sales of assets or passive income, it could save you money. It could cost you money too though, because accountants can’t cheat, but if you do it yourself, you just “made a mistake”. Less than 2% of returns are audited, so depending on the mistake, it could be a worthwhile gamble. Never cheat on your taxes and this isn’t tax advice.

What would happen if we got David Duke to shill Bitcoin?

>>19546889
You gotta take this really seriously anon. You're stealing 800k, even if you don't see it that way, everyone else will. Your family will be looking for you, expecting to cash in. They collect child support overseas, if you are in the wrong country. I would really look into countries with no extradition treaties with yours.

>>19502454
Wow great post, thanks bro

Currently a NEET on ~400k. If my shit mooned hard, I probably wouldn’t even move out of my trailer. I’d just buy a lambo and get it wrapped with pictures of shit. Just turds, in toilets or on the ground. Just to show normies that I can buy everything they ever dreamed of, and I still thinks it’s all just shit.

All this stocks that I bought 2x'd so I sold. Now they've 4 and 5x'd. Kill me plz

>>18364051
They’re all hookers man, take it from a boomer. There’s a small proportion of men they actually want to fuck, and if you were one of them, you wouldn’t have to make this thread. The rest of the time they are just fucking to get stuff. Pro’s use condoms which is more than can be said for those bar hoes you are thinking about approaching. To each his own though, do what you want.

>>17551811
This is totally fucking gay and you will bore your players to tears. No one plays games to get a finance lesson.

Hard to imagine gold mooning in any significant way outside of a hyperinflation scenario. Not only are they still mining it, and will presumably mine more if the price goes up, but practically everyone in the world has some in the form of jewelry.

>>15513132
I used to be a CPA. It’s a good living, you’ll be quite employable. Still wagecuck hell, though. Good luck anon.

>>14964431
I did two years at Deloitte. It's funny that when you are going through the recruiting process and people verbally describe working 80 hour weeks and not getting days off, it sounds bad but you just don't get it. You start to get it when it's 10pm on a saturday night, and your manager just has to have this shit to review first thing on sunday fucking morning, and you haven't had a day without working in 26 days. Words just can not describe how hopeless and despondent it feels. At the same time, you can't bring yourself to leave because the culture constantly reinforces how good this is for your career. You are literally sitting next to a guy who makes $500k a year, and he isn't even in charge of the engagement. There are 15,000 people who want your job, but everything else in your life is falling apart. You never see your wife and kids, or can't possibly find a wife. You are getting fatter and fatter because Uncle D buys all your food and you have zero time for exercise. Meanwhile, the actual work you are doing is creating enormous piles of paperwork that you literally hope no one looks at ever again. The whole thing is a recipe for depression, but it led to me being retired at 36. Feel better now, but don't honestly recommend.

>>14913359
>seething member of the peewee patrol
Me and my big dick crew are BTC maximalists. Stay poor, eurofag.

Can't wait to laugh at all the retards that sold because they can't think for themselves. And all you swinglinkers will burn. I know something you don't know and you're all fucked

>>12115524
>Age 70
KEK
>Multimillionaire in 2060s dollars
KEK
>Investing $500 a month from age 20
KEK

Who the fuck thinks a 20 year old has FIVE HUNDRED spare dollars each month to put into a shitty fund that will only double the worth of their contributions by the time they're 70?
I've done the shitty calculation, anyone can with the principle interest formula, and you don't need summation notation either.

>>12089098
you still have lemons, you rich motherfucker

Can we get a nice conference call going? Client is a multinational powerhouse also dealing with communications, have to use their 'innovative' voip system. Inputs from all departments are welcome.

>hello, Martin here, think someone just joined.
>hi this is Peter
>hi Peter, I think now we are complete and can start
>it would be important to dicuss today *loud, constant background echo, makes voice indistuingishable*.. and please everyone share you opinions
>*awkward silence as nobody heard shit*
>*someone starts speaking, loud screeching in the background*
>sorry this is Martin, can everyone who is not talking put themselves on mute?

>>12038174
Topkek

Like everyone here says, it’s long hours for 50-100k, as you move through your first 5 years. When you leave though, you will get a massive raise to do a much easier job. The longer you suffer at big 4, the bigger raise you will get when you leave. If you like the lifestyle, you can hop from big 4 to big 4 and get big raises that way too.

>>11507587
Accounting doesn’t involve any real math, just the most basic arithmetic.