/biz/ - Business & Finance

Just bought 2.3 million pepe. What am I in for?

I have memorized my 24 word seed phrase to my hardware wallet.

Just shorted MSTR

Bought more

I TETHERED UP

I've used to have a bitcoin but I never understood how the crypto market works. heck, I don't even know how the real stock market works....

I have autism and adhd. I'm just not sure what's the order... I know there's rules but maybe I can start learning this season.

>>59188115
>sell half

Most of /biz/ is white collar whitoids investing in shitcoins hoping they can make it. Is that right?

I just made $25,000 betting that Trump would win the popular vote kek.

>2 weeks ago
>doge 10 cents chainlink 11$
>bitcoin pumps and then corrects
>doge 15 cents chainlink 10$
If I miss another bullrun the obese homosexual known as sirgay is going down

I just ate the rice and beans.

They will call you lucky

>>58823423
>I called in sick today because I couldn't be fucked waging
Same actually, first time I've phoned in sick for a while

Dont try catch a falling knife. 10% difference is not that important assuming btc will go to 150k

BTC will never reach 40k. That is bear cope

I have $700 in cash. Should I buy DOGE?

>You're otherwise financially-secure, invested normally etc.
>You have a few grand to spare to sink into a coin
>Which coin do you dump your money into to get the quickest, biggest ROI?

After countless hours observing dipshits offering financial/life advice, I have discovered a very simple metric for whether or not you should immediately discard what they have to say. Here it is:
>if, when a person becomes famous/rich, the first or favorite car they buy is anything electric, e.g. Tesla, their opinion is to be discarded

You cannot refute me because I am right.
>an electric car is impractical unless you live in a cramped bugman metropolitan area and have 4+ hours a day to charge your shitbox at Whole Foods
>an electric car depreciates in value faster than a normal, non-gay vehicle
>electric cars are often objectively inferior engineering (see all the pics of Tesla welds/blocks of wood), meaning you bought one without even understanding the intrinsic value and construction of what you just blew $50,000+ on
>they are aesthetically displeasing and not liked by actual vehicle enthusiasts
>most people who buy them, buy them just to have "the latest thing", like a smartphone or watch; they are the ultimate vehicle for consumers

>>57964443
Lmao same. Holding LINK for 7 years has made me indifferent to its price action. I genuinely don’t care if it crashes or pumps anymore. And I’m so bored these days that the only dopamine I get is fudding LINK into oblivion every chance I get

>>57609612
CCIP is not even out yet and we're knocking on $25's door. Link will probably be past ATH by the time the RWA narrative begins to go mainstream. Selling the top of this cycle will be hard because of so many factors coming together at the same time.

Wow someone REALLY wants my LINU, shame I'm not fucking selling!

My food bill is $60/month.

While you were posting in this gay thread, I was stacking a Trillion LINU.

We all have 24 hours in a day.