/biz/ - Business & Finance

I have $700 in cash. Should I buy DOGE?

>You're otherwise financially-secure, invested normally etc.
>You have a few grand to spare to sink into a coin
>Which coin do you dump your money into to get the quickest, biggest ROI?

After countless hours observing dipshits offering financial/life advice, I have discovered a very simple metric for whether or not you should immediately discard what they have to say. Here it is:
>if, when a person becomes famous/rich, the first or favorite car they buy is anything electric, e.g. Tesla, their opinion is to be discarded

You cannot refute me because I am right.
>an electric car is impractical unless you live in a cramped bugman metropolitan area and have 4+ hours a day to charge your shitbox at Whole Foods
>an electric car depreciates in value faster than a normal, non-gay vehicle
>electric cars are often objectively inferior engineering (see all the pics of Tesla welds/blocks of wood), meaning you bought one without even understanding the intrinsic value and construction of what you just blew $50,000+ on
>they are aesthetically displeasing and not liked by actual vehicle enthusiasts
>most people who buy them, buy them just to have "the latest thing", like a smartphone or watch; they are the ultimate vehicle for consumers

>>57964443
Lmao same. Holding LINK for 7 years has made me indifferent to its price action. I genuinely don’t care if it crashes or pumps anymore. And I’m so bored these days that the only dopamine I get is fudding LINK into oblivion every chance I get

>>57609612
CCIP is not even out yet and we're knocking on $25's door. Link will probably be past ATH by the time the RWA narrative begins to go mainstream. Selling the top of this cycle will be hard because of so many factors coming together at the same time.

Wow someone REALLY wants my LINU, shame I'm not fucking selling!

My food bill is $60/month.

While you were posting in this gay thread, I was stacking a Trillion LINU.

We all have 24 hours in a day.

I am living frugally. All costs are cut across the board.

There's always next cycle :)

He's to scared to get gas at Wawa because he might have to buy food.

yes, there

the blue place

the bald place

gigaredemption coming very sune

I have a goal to make $100,000,000 USDT in crypto and I don't even care about buying anything

ITS COLLAR DAY

I have 10k in a norwegian micro cap that's growing steadily. Once they take off I'll have made it.

i fomo into local tops based on emotion with everything i have and pretend it will all be okay

I have a six month emergency fund.

Alright 671.

Today, I drank one cup of coffee. I have saved 40 cents.

What if i told you exchange offer whales (who are already rich) tons of money for them to "trade" on their exchanges and that most whales pay zero fees for trades, no fees for withdrawals, etc

Put it like this, if you actually make it in Crypto, it actually just gets even easier. Exchanges coddle the hell out of whales.

That said it is pretty funny that an exchange will charge a whale $0 to withdraw but charge some poorfag with $1000 trading account a $15 withdraw fee.

>>57030262
GEE THANKS

10% dawg

NICE FUD, too bad im not reading any of it