/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>59654429
>>59654432
fud lol

>>59573682
He tongued my anus

>>59531861
I'm just under 6 on a good day but say I'm 6.5

How much physical gold do you own?

Just bought 2.3 million pepe. What am I in for?

I have memorized my 24 word seed phrase to my hardware wallet.

Just shorted MSTR

Bought more

I TETHERED UP

I've used to have a bitcoin but I never understood how the crypto market works. heck, I don't even know how the real stock market works....

I have autism and adhd. I'm just not sure what's the order... I know there's rules but maybe I can start learning this season.

>>59188115
>sell half

Most of /biz/ is white collar whitoids investing in shitcoins hoping they can make it. Is that right?

I just made $25,000 betting that Trump would win the popular vote kek.

>2 weeks ago
>doge 10 cents chainlink 11$
>bitcoin pumps and then corrects
>doge 15 cents chainlink 10$
If I miss another bullrun the obese homosexual known as sirgay is going down

I just ate the rice and beans.

They will call you lucky

>>58823423
>I called in sick today because I couldn't be fucked waging
Same actually, first time I've phoned in sick for a while

Dont try catch a falling knife. 10% difference is not that important assuming btc will go to 150k

BTC will never reach 40k. That is bear cope

I have $700 in cash. Should I buy DOGE?

>You're otherwise financially-secure, invested normally etc.
>You have a few grand to spare to sink into a coin
>Which coin do you dump your money into to get the quickest, biggest ROI?

After countless hours observing dipshits offering financial/life advice, I have discovered a very simple metric for whether or not you should immediately discard what they have to say. Here it is:
>if, when a person becomes famous/rich, the first or favorite car they buy is anything electric, e.g. Tesla, their opinion is to be discarded

You cannot refute me because I am right.
>an electric car is impractical unless you live in a cramped bugman metropolitan area and have 4+ hours a day to charge your shitbox at Whole Foods
>an electric car depreciates in value faster than a normal, non-gay vehicle
>electric cars are often objectively inferior engineering (see all the pics of Tesla welds/blocks of wood), meaning you bought one without even understanding the intrinsic value and construction of what you just blew $50,000+ on
>they are aesthetically displeasing and not liked by actual vehicle enthusiasts
>most people who buy them, buy them just to have "the latest thing", like a smartphone or watch; they are the ultimate vehicle for consumers

>>57964443
Lmao same. Holding LINK for 7 years has made me indifferent to its price action. I genuinely don’t care if it crashes or pumps anymore. And I’m so bored these days that the only dopamine I get is fudding LINK into oblivion every chance I get