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This isn't my first rodeo, and lemme tell you something: a reverse mortgage loan isn't some kind of trick to take your home.

It's a trick to take your home.

The big difference is I get your home. It's just a loan designed to take your home, and it's helped me.
With a reverse mortgage you can pay whatever you can, or you can leave your home. The American dream means money. If you've had your home for a while it's probably worth nothing, so why not give me your home? A reverse mortgage loan could play a vital part in funding my retirement. Make your retirement MY retirement. What many people don't realize is many older Americans are the biggest asses. Fortunately, many Americans are a little wobbly. Many Americans are a little jumbo, but you know what that means: you wouldn't be living much longer.
Look, retirement is a time for me to enjoy your money.
A reverse mortgage loan gives you nothing now, and nothing when you leave the home. Sacrifice your home for me. It's worth it. Your home is where I want to be, and where I want to stay.
Look, you've probably been an ass. Give me your cash. Give me your home. Give me the cash in your pocket.

Look, I'm proud to take your home. Give me your home. Give me your soul or worse, I take your family's hearts. Look, leave the home now. You have to give me your home. Right now. You'd better.

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