/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26446251

>>26227423
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$440k all in link
1 gf, fucked 40 girls though

>>He walks into your room, belt buckle undone with mcdonalds grease glistening his hairy chest
>>He loosely flings off his daily steve jobs plaid shirt
>>You brace yourself uncomfortable, the binds keeping you shackled spread eagled on the floor

"yes master, nulinkers deserve death. they are just trying to buy this synth-russian vaporware dogshit token on the low by fudding a chinese CCP fly-fishing counter protestor forum. not like your browse it master or have any fucking semblance of a fatass walrus scammer mindset."

He smiles.

He slowly walks over to you.

"And what do you say to the deceivers?"

"You'll never buy sub one dollar again! Nice try, didn't read, not selling! been holding for 700+ days. imma just keep buying like the dumb dipshit pig i am. it'll eventually work out no matter what because im too stupid to understand economics and i compare this opportunity to ethereum cuz im a fat, fucking retarded pig that loves to pay for your expenses and vacations"

He assumes the position now, a chair on top of your bare naked chest. He grunts and let out a massive fart.

"That's right... I've been holding it for 700,000 blocks, it's nice and hot and stinky..." He trails off, a distant look in his eyes as he glances and looks at all the chainlink posters in the room.

He grunts and out comes, a fat nasty shit on your chest.

"Another 700k, dumped. Take it in your GPI."

"Thank you master, partnership confirmed. To the moon!"

awwww what's wrong anon your Mongolian throat singing forum overrun with Pajeet shills? Well, maybe I could be your gf tonight?

Crab for another 1-2 months would be healthy, anon. Or we will burn out sooner and crab on a longer time frame.

I have smoked so much of my link it’s ridiculous, got a lot more to go too.

>>22353597
Are tsigs even needed now that there's arbitrum?

>>21978137
> Computer scientists solves problem that he invented
> Goyim too stupid to understand
Flush it down!

>>21950068
Based

>>21778566
Couple of DAYS? More like in 8 hours

At least you tried op. Let's continue this talk in discord