/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>935788
If I wanted some comeback I'd wipe it off your moms chin.

>>836540
>be me
>grocery store check out time
>swipe card
>done

>be you
>grocery store check out time
>see total
>awkwardly pull out cash
>try to negotiate
>"no sir, your total is on the screen"
>"b-but cash is king"
>"sorry sir, no bargaining"
>whimper and hand cashier money
>they fumble to make change from $100 bill
>customers in line getting pissed
>finish checking out, cashier counts your change
>finally done, turn and wink at line behind you
>"Not my fault guys, cash is faster and time is money"