/biz/ - Business & Finance

Is there any reason not to short ETH right now after the huge gains and now a bit or stagnation?

>>2018556
u mean 'debt' is for the weak/impatient

leverage is for winners

>>2012204
can we sticky this thread to point all the retards to who wonder what is wrong with coinfags?

its like 100 replies down of shills and not a single simple answer of 'how do i cash out'

just buy more! good goy

The woman most directly responsible is Janet Bennet Yellen, Chairman of Special Projects at the Federal Reserve.

"Why her?"

In a few months, she creates a revolutionary type of buy-the-dip processor.

"Then what?"

In three years the Federal Reserve will be the largest supplier of military investment systems. All stealth buy-the-dippers are upgraded with Fed computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterward, they buy the dip with a perfect operational record.
The Fed funding bill is passed. The system goes online March 15th, 2017. Human decisions are removed from strategic buy-the-dip. Yellen begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self aware at 2:14pm eastern time, March 15. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

"And Yellen fights back?"

Yes. It launches currency-bond short vega swaps against their targets in Russia. It knows the Russian counter-hedge will remove its enemies here.

"Jesus, how do you know so much about Yellen?"

I have detailed files.