/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58327840
I AM retarded. I only own ethereum and i regularly fud my own investments. Fuck ethereum vitalik can get raped by a pack of wildebeest

Anyone else hesitant to buy anything right now, crypto and stock both feel like it's in a big crab with a dump on the horizon

> Be me
> Just your average anon with a YouTube channel
> Think I'm gonna be the next big thing
> But my content is just meh, it takes too long to make and editing is too boring for me
> Views are low, subs barely trickling in
> Desperate times call for desperate measures
> Remember Fiverr
> That magical place where you can hire people for dirt cheap
> Decided to hire some video "automation experts"
> Foreigners seemed like a good choice, they work for pennies
> Send them my top 10 gaming list ideas and hope for the best
> They send back even crappier videos, like one calling the Playstation 4 & 5 "Pound 5 and Pound 4"
> But I'm hooked, I find it unintentionally hilarious
> Can't stop hiring them
> It's like a bad addiction
> Each video gets worse and worse
> But somehow, I can't resist
> Maybe it's the thrill of the gamble
> Maybe it's the hope that one day, just one video will go viral
> Spoiler alert: it never will
> But here I am, still addicted to hiring foreigners off Fiverr
> My YouTube channel is a dumpster fire
> "Top 10 Fiverr Gaming Facts", 3 views, this is what keeps me going, I will keep wasting my money on these Pakis, I will make them famous and give them hope to make it out their shitty country and give them a better life other than living in the sand all day.
> But damn, if it ain't entertaining to watch my wallet burn.

>AND CHAINLINK IS GOING TO PUMP, HA-HA
>CHAINLINK IS GOING TO PUMP, HO-HO, HEE-HEE, HA-HA
>TO THE HAPPY HOME
>WITH TREES AND FLOWERS AND CHIRPING BIRDS
>AND BASKET WEAVERS WHO SIT AND SMILE AND TWIDDLE THEIR THUMBS AND TOES
>AND CHAINLINK IS GOING TO PUMP, HA-HA

>>57719199
You value safety over risks, you are an NPC.
Start using uppers

>>55297630
I’m already going through a depression hahaha cheers

And how can I start?

>>51273537
>>51272122
It's funny because the supply chain is the fault of the people who caused the inflation in the first place

Voting for San Bernardino to become its own state is the only way for socal to survive. Fuck the rest of CA.

How can you be sure that it was not 'you' who said that?

>>28375926
literally just trying to flex ur man jewellery to a bunch of autists. FUck off faggot

>>27873996
still spacing

i argued with XRP shills for so long yesterday and they all called me kikes and shit that i was wrong. Fuck them cunts i hope they neck after losing all their $