/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56437786

>i-im so legit happy for y-you
>deffinately not a seethe cope xD
>h-hows he mad tho?
>im clearly not seething as well. lmao

You will pay up whether you like it or not.
>Use a bridge?
>Pay up.
>Use a DEX?
>Pay up.
>Use a Perp DEX?
>Pay up.
>Send money from your bank to anywhere in the world?
>Pay up.
>Pay for anything on your debit or credit card?
>Pay up.
>Get any type of insurance?
>Pay up.
>Put gas in your car?
>Pay up.
>Use public transport?
>Pay up.
>Do anything at all?
>Pay up.
None of you idiots have any idea what's coming. The world is changed. Chainlink is the new locus for EVERY SINGLE TRANSACTION OF ANY SORT AND IN ANY SYSTEM.
You are going to deeply, deeply regret choosing this token to become deranged and bitter towards. Imagine rejecting the God protocol. To put it into perspective take your mind back to 1998 and picture yourself in a meeting with your investment advisor. He writes down 4 words: Google, Amazon, Apple, Paypal. He hands the piece of paper to you and knowingly taps his temple. You take the paper and stare at it briefly before tearing it pieces and calling him a 'cuck'.
This is you. This is the path you're on.
Soon you will be left alone here, and /biz/ will be turned into a ghost board, haunted by the distraught spirits that knew more about the greatest investment of all time than 99.99% of the planet and still turned it down. The only other people will be the normie tourists who shuffle in and out simply to see the fabled /biz/, the board that 'made it'. They will be greeted by the shrieks of the damned. 'Cuck, chainshit, bagholder!'. The tourists will take no more note of them than the Link Marines ever did.
Tragic.

You will pay up whether you like it or not.
>Use a bridge?
>Pay up.
>Use a DEX?
>Pay up.
>Use a Perp DEX?
>Pay up.
>Send money from your bank to anywhere in the world?
>Pay up.
>Pay for anything on your debit or credit card?
>Pay up.
>Get any type of insurance?
>Pay up.
>Put gas in your car?
>Pay up.
>Use public transport?
>Pay up.
>Do anything at all?
>Pay up.
None of you idiots have any idea what's coming. The world is changed. Chainlink is the new locus for EVERY SINGLE TRANSACTION OF ANY SORT AND IN ANY SYSTEM.
You are going to deeply, deeply regret choosing this token to become deranged and bitter towards. Imagine rejecting the God protocol. To put it into perspective take your mind back to 1998 and picture yourself in a meeting with your investment advisor. He writes down 4 words: Google, Amazon, Apple, Paypal. He hands the piece of paper to you and knowingly taps his temple. You take the paper and stare at it briefly before tearing it pieces and calling him a 'cuck'.
This is you. This is the path you're on.
Soon you will be left alone here, and /biz/ will be turned into a ghost board, haunted by the distraught spirits that knew more about the greatest investment of all time than 99.99% of the planet and still turned it down. The only other people will be the normie tourists who shuffle in and out simply to see the fabled /biz/, the board that 'made it'. They will be greeted by the shrieks of the damned. 'Cuck, chainshit, bagholder!'. The tourists will take no more note of them than the Link Marines ever did.
Tragic.

>>54982081
Go all in LINK

You will pay up whether you like it or not.
>Use a bridge?
>Pay up.
>Use a DEX?
>Pay up.
>Use a Perp DEX?
>Pay up.
>Send money from your bank to anywhere in the world?
>Pay up.
>Pay for anything on your debit or credit card?
>Pay up.
>Get any type of insurance?
>Pay up.
>Put gas in your car?
>Pay up.
>Use public transport?
>Pay up.
>Do anything at all?
>Pay up.
None of you idiots have any idea what's coming. The world is changed. Chainlink is the new locus for EVERY SINGLE TRANSACTION OF ANY SORT AND IN ANY SYSTEM.
You are going to deeply, deeply regret choosing this token to become deranged and bitter towards. Imagine rejecting the God protocol. To put it into perspective take your mind back to 1998 and picture yourself in a meeting with your investment advisor. He writes down 4 words: Google, Amazon, Apple, Paypal. He hands the piece of paper to you and knowingly taps his temple. You take the paper and stare at it briefly before tearing it pieces and calling him a 'cuck'.
This is you. This is the path you're on.
Soon you will be left alone here, and /biz/ will be turned into a ghost board, haunted by the distraught spirits that knew more about the greatest investment of all time than 99.99% of the planet and still turned it down. The only other people will be the normie tourists who shuffle in and out simply to see the fabled /biz/, the board that 'made it'. They will be greeted by the shrieks of the damned. 'Cuck, chainshit, bagholder!'. The tourists will take no more note of them than the Link Marines ever did.
Tragic.

You will pay up whether you like it or not.
>Use a bridge?
>Pay up.
>Use a DEX?
>Pay up.
>Use a Perp DEX?
>Pay up.
>Send money from your bank to anywhere in the world?
>Pay up.
>Pay for anything on your debit or credit card?
>Pay up.
>Get any type of insurance?
>Pay up.
>Put gas in your car?
>Pay up.
>Use public transport?
>Pay up.
>Do anything at all?
>Pay up.
None of you idiots have any idea what's coming. The world is changed. Chainlink is the new locus for EVERY SINGLE TRANSACTION OF ANY SORT AND IN ANY SYSTEM.
You are going to deeply, deeply regret choosing this token to become deranged and bitter towards. Imagine rejecting the God protocol. To put it into perspective take your mind back to 1998 and picture yourself in a meeting with your investment advisor. He writes down 4 words: Google, Amazon, Apple, Paypal. He hands the piece of paper to you and knowingly taps his temple. You take the paper and stare at it briefly before tearing it pieces and calling him a 'cuck'.
This is you. This is the path you're on.
Soon you will be left alone here, and /biz/ will be turned into a ghost board, haunted by the distraught spirits that knew more about the greatest investment of all time than 99.99% of the planet and still turned it down. The only other people will be the normie tourists who shuffle in and out simply to see the fabled /biz/, the board that 'made it'. They will be greeted by the shrieks of the damned. 'Cuck, chainshit, bagholder!'. The tourists will take no more note of them than the Link Marines ever did.
Tragic.

You will pay up whether you like it or not.
>Use a bridge?
>Pay up.
>Use a DEX?
>Pay up.
>Use a Perp DEX?
>Pay up.
>Send money from your bank to anywhere in the world?
>Pay up.
>Pay for anything on your debit or credit card?
>Pay up.
>Get any type of insurance?
>Pay up.
>Put gas in your car?
>Pay up.
>Use public transport?
>Pay up.
>Do anything at all?
>Pay up.
None of you idiots have any idea what's coming. The world is changed. Chainlink is the new locus for EVERY SINGLE TRANSACTION OF ANY SORT AND IN ANY SYSTEM.
You are going to deeply, deeply regret choosing this token to become deranged and bitter towards. Imagine rejecting the God protocol. To put it into perspective take your mind back to 1998 and picture yourself in a meeting with your investment advisor. He writes down 4 words: Google, Amazon, Apple, Paypal. He hands the piece of paper to you and knowingly taps his temple. You take the paper and stare at it briefly before tearing it pieces and calling him a 'cuck'.
This is you. This is the path you're on.
Soon you will be left alone here, and /biz/ will be turned into a ghost board, haunted by the distraught spirits that knew more about the greatest investment of all time than 99.99% of the planet and still turned it down. The only other people will be the normie tourists who shuffle in and out simply to see the fabled /biz/, the board that 'made it'. They will be greeted by the shrieks of the damned. 'Cuck, chainshit, bagholder!'. The tourists will take no more note of them than the Link Marines ever did.
Tragic.

>>54764909
It means Link is the standard oracle service and is going to be used by Swift and the tradfi banking industry to move data and value across chains and between banks, making early adopters incredibly wealthy while making MEV faggots and VC niggers seethe uncontrollably.
HEIL HITLER.

You will pay up whether you like it or not.
>Use a bridge?
>Pay up.
>Use a DEX?
>Pay up.
>Use a Perp DEX?
>Pay up.
>Send money from your bank to anywhere in the world?
>Pay up.
>Pay for anything on your debit or credit card?
>Pay up.
>Get any type of insurance?
>Pay up.
>Put gas in your car?
>Pay up.
>Use public transport?
>Pay up.
>Do anything at all?
>Pay up.
None of you idiots have any idea what's coming. The world is changed. Chainlink is the new locus for EVERY SINGLE TRANSACTION OF ANY SORT AND IN ANY SYSTEM.
You are going to deeply, deeply regret choosing this token to become deranged and bitter towards. Imagine rejecting the God protocol. To put it into perspective take your mind back to 1998 and picture yourself in a meeting with your investment advisor. He writes down 4 words: Google, Amazon, Apple, Paypal. He hands the piece of paper to you and knowingly taps his temple. You take the paper and stare at it briefly before tearing it pieces and calling him a 'cuck'.
This is you. This is the path you're on.
Soon you will be left alone here, and /biz/ will be turned into a ghost board, haunted by the distraught spirits that knew more about the greatest investment of all time than 99.99% of the planet and still turned it down. The only other people will be the normie tourists who shuffle in and out simply to see the fabled /biz/, the board that 'made it'. They will be greeted by the shrieks of the damned. 'Cuck, chainshit, bagholder!'. The tourists will take no more note of them than the Link Marines ever did.
Tragic.

You will pay up whether you like it or not.
>Use a bridge?
>Pay up.
>Use a DEX?
>Pay up.
>Use a Perp DEX?
>Pay up.
>Send money from your bank to anywhere in the world?
>Pay up.
>Pay for anything on your debit or credit card?
>Pay up.
>Get any type of insurance?
>Pay up.
>Put gas in your car?
>Pay up.
>Use public transport?
>Pay up.
>Do anything at all?
>Pay up.
None of you idiots have any idea what's coming. The world is changed. Chainlink is the new locus for EVERY SINGLE TRANSACTION OF ANY SORT AND IN ANY SYSTEM.
You are going to deeply, deeply regret choosing this token to become deranged and bitter towards. Imagine rejecting the God protocol. To put it into perspective take your mind back to 1998 and picture yourself in a meeting with your investment advisor. He writes down 4 words: Google, Amazon, Apple, Paypal. He hands the piece of paper to you and knowingly taps his temple. You take the paper and stare at it briefly before tearing it pieces and calling him a 'cuck'.
This is you. This is the path you're on.
Soon you will be left alone here, and /biz/ will be turned into a ghost board, haunted by the distraught spirits that knew more about the greatest investment of all time than 99.99% of the planet and still turned it down. The only other people will be the normie tourists who shuffle in and out simply to see the fabled /biz/, the board that 'made it'. They will be greeted by the shrieks of the damned. 'Cuck, chainshit, bagholder!'. The tourists will take no more note of them than the Link Marines ever did.
Tragic.

You will pay up whether you like it or not.
>Use a bridge?
>Pay up.
>Use a DEX?
>Pay up.
>Use a Perp DEX?
>Pay up.
>Send money from your bank to anywhere in the world?
>Pay up.
>Pay for anything on your debit or credit card?
>Pay up.
>Get any type of insurance?
>Pay up.
>Put gas in your car?
>Pay up.
>Use public transport?
>Pay up.
>Do anything at all?
>Pay up.
None of you idiots have any idea what's coming. The world is changed. Chainlink is the new locus for EVERY SINGLE TRANSACTION OF ANY SORT AND IN ANY SYSTEM.
You are going to deeply, deeply regret choosing this token to become deranged and bitter towards. Imagine rejecting the God protocol. To put it into perspective take your mind back to 1998 and picture yourself in a meeting with your investment advisor. He writes down 4 words: Google, Amazon, Apple, Paypal. He hands the piece of paper to you and knowingly taps his temple. You take the paper and stare at it briefly before tearing it pieces and calling him a 'cuck'.
This is you. This is the path you're on.
Soon you will be left alone here, and /biz/ will be turned into a ghost board, haunted by the distraught spirits that knew more about the greatest investment of all time than 99.99% of the planet and still turned it down. The only other people will be the normie tourists who shuffle in and out simply to see the fabled /biz/, the board that 'made it'. They will be greeted by the shrieks of the damned. 'Cuck, chainshit, bagholder!'. The tourists will take no more note of them than the Link Marines ever did.
Tragic.

>>54527113
You will pay up whether you like it or not.
>Use a bridge?
>Pay up.
>Use a DEX?
>Pay up.
>Use a Perp DEX?
>Pay up.
>Send money from your bank to anywhere in the world?
>Pay up.
>Pay for anything on your debit or credit card?
>Pay up.
>Get any type of insurance?
>Pay up.
>Put gas in your car?
>Pay up.
>Use public transport?
>Pay up.
>Do anything at all?
>Pay up.
None of you idiots have any idea what's coming. The world is changed. Chainlink is the new locus for EVERY SINGLE TRANSACTION OF ANY SORT AND IN ANY SYSTEM.
You are going to deeply, deeply regret choosing this token to become deranged and bitter towards. Imagine rejecting the God protocol. To put it into perspective take your mind back to 1998 and picture yourself in a meeting with your investment advisor. He writes down 4 words: Google, Amazon, Apple, Paypal. He hands the piece of paper to you and knowingly taps his temple. You take the paper and stare at it briefly before tearing it pieces and calling him a 'cuck'.
This is you. This is the path you're on.
Soon you will be left alone here, and /biz/ will be turned into a ghost board, haunted by the distraught spirits that knew more about the greatest investment of all time than 99.99% of the planet and still turned it down. The only other people will be the normie tourists who shuffle in and out simply to see the fabled /biz/, the board that 'made it'. They will be greeted by the shrieks of the damned. 'Cuck, chainshit, bagholder!'. The tourists will take no more note of them than the Link Marines ever did.
Tragic.