/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26998577
original writer here, your version doesn't fit the rhyme/meter. Let me help you out

As he dusted off his matzohs
Was a sound of "FUCK SHLOMOS"
He took a look at the markets
Babies' foreskins on his carpet
He was spinning with his dreidel
Looked at margins, felt suicidal
So he halted all the trading
Shut it all down
Profits disallowed

Hedgie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Hedgie?
Hedgie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Hedgie?
Hedgie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Hedgie?
Hedgie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Hedgie?

Hedgie are you okay?
Will you tell us, that you're okay?
A sell limit set to 10k
And he dabbed you, a tuxedo, Hedgie
He came into your trade cue,
Left the trade then, saying "FUCK YOU"
And then you kvetched to your tribe too,
You were dabbed on,
It was your doom,

Hedgie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Hedgie?
Hedgie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Hedgie?
Hedgie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Hedgie?
Hedgie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Hedgie?

You've been memed by,
You've been squeezed by,
A cute criminal.