/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14321177
Very based my friend, thanks for sharing

>be me
>applying at top private equity firm $150k starting with performance based bonus capped at $1M
>reach final interview stage after several months
>shortlisted to 10 candidates
>get on well with all the interviewers and HR staff since I’m that kind of guy
>still didn’t get the job
>ask HR lady I made friends with why
>tells me the guy who got the job just had more relevant experience than me but I came 2nd place on their list nonetheless
>REEEEE for weeks and wish death on the guy who beat me
>one day
>get a call
>it’s that HR lady from the private equity firm
>tells me the guy who was due to start apparently died in a rock climbing accident
>offers me the job instead
>mfw

>>9259585
Ive read this post 4 times, I still don't understand it.

>>9202365
>>9202378
God bless you anon

>>7941235
> Country X is going to regulate y. Sell your y.
Thanks just bought 100k.

Ok
Jokes aside
Tell her
Beauty is common, but what inside is wut matters. What makes you different from the rest

I hate hodling you faggots damn hands

OP is a faggot who diddles horses

Okay listen to me sign up to binance with my ref code, if not your mothers gonna die in her sleep very soon. Last warning.

Ref code
10176572

lets see that sweet booty sweetheart

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>>3546934
>lenovo
>windows
>that amount of money