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>>58284107
>Wish I had that one.
I have 5 arriving tomorrow. Going to give one to my sister as a grad present.
>You know they are gonna hit us with an EMP
If that's the case I hope my crush texts me before then so she can stay at my house.

>tfw I notice the QT goth girl in the office noticing me more often
Pretty sure yesterday I caught her glancing at my crotch.
>tfw big dick and it could be all hers if we started dating
Haven't had sex since 2021, but I know I'm still a champ at rubbing clit and all women appreciate that ;)
Just need a good excuse to ask her out somehow. That's the tricky part :/
All I want is a wholesome relationship outside the bedroom and a naughty relationship behind closed doors. I have a discretion kink. And a raging foot fetish.