/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9623053
Where's all of the brap posts?

>>9623555
did you actually expect anyone on this board to find your little racist "joke" to be amusing? are you literally a child, anon?

also nice trips

......we spent actual, hard-earned dollars on a digital chuck-e-cheese token that can't even be used to buy anything without facing outrageously high fees.

>coin goes up like 5% after dropping more than 30% prior
>unironically celebrating and posting green wojaks, we're back, bullrun incoming, etc.
Call me when bitcoin is at 20k, something truly worth getting excited about.

>>9559491
this but unironically. I just sold my entire stack at a loss because of this. I'll buy back in when bitcoin is below $100

>>9558546
go post this on livejournal or something

>>9549891
>pay to stick your four inch dick in a warm wet hole
Hit the gym and lose the beer belly. If your dick is below 6 inches it's because of all that tummy fat hiding the actual length.

>buy expensive objects that collect dust
>get plastic surgery
Only normies do this.

>still too socially awkward to leave the house
>youre still empty
>no one knows you exist
There's no easy fix, but if you start exercising, going for walks, and force yourself to talk to people - at first nothing special, just say hello, then eventually you'll build up courage to strike up a conversation.

>your family doesnt want to talk to you anymore because you wont give them money
good, fuck those people

>post blockfolio on /biz/
>get called a larper
why the fuck are you using blockfolio, are you literally a fucking normie?

>>9528143
does that ass brap?

>there are actually people here in their 20s who STILL haven't moved out of their parents house or had sex
how do you people live with yourselves? don't you feel like a complete waste of human life?

>>9512822
Well then.

>>9513482
>facebook "meme" picture
>filename indicates lack of 4chanx extension
>literal reddit-spacing
>spewing complete bullshit
>not even replying to a post

>>9511949
if you fail to see why a royal marriage has nothing to do with finance or business, then I'm afraid you're going to stay poor and stupid forever anon

>>9511893
>Look at this shit. Literally identical
...this has to be bait, right?

right?

look dumbass, it's identical for a reason. let's say you invest in 10 different coins, well now if 1 of them crashes harder than the rest (deviates from the norm), you only lose 10% of your value instead of 100% (if you only held 1 coin)

the more coins you invest in, the less risky your portfolio is. if you go all-in on a single coin, it's the ultimate risk, but it's the only way to truly go 10x or higher. that is the very reason /biz/ suggests NOT to diversify: it's better to go 10x or die trying than to make "slow and steady gains" off of crypto, which is a dying concept, and you'd be better off in stocks at this point.

>$8200
Bitcoin is officially dead, isn't it?

>>9434412
>>9434417
>>9434435
Huh, I'm surprised how many real women post here. However, I am curious why none of them have shown their tits yet...

Thotposting is a cancerous plague that infects /biz/ and many other boards as well. It's a /b/-tier choice of OP image that's only purpose is clickbait. It lowers the overall quality level of any board where it's not moderated.

/biz/ attempts to self-moderate by shitting up threads who thotpost, e.g. "BRAAAAAP", "I WANT MILKIES", "HOW MANY LINKIES FOR A STINKIE LIKE THAT", etc. which is an effective way to discourage this hideous thotposting: except moderators on /biz/ actually BAN people for posting things like that.

So not only are the moderators doing absolutely nothing about these blatant thotposters, the very people attempting to make the board a better place are the ones getting punished. /biz/ was never a really serious board to begin with, but these /soc/ and /b/-tier threads need to seriously stop.

>>9336913
David would never do that. You're lying.

>bitcoin at $100
>the idea of it going to $1,000 seemed utterly impossible

>bitcoin at $1,000
>the idea of it going to $10,000 seemed utterly impossible

>bitcoin at $10,000
>the idea of it going to $100,000 seems utterly impossible

It's never hitting 10k, is it?

>>9230900
This board has made me unironically hate bears. Should I visit /out/ or /k/ for bear-hunting tips? I'm thinking about purchasing a rifle next week.

How am I supposed to make time for women when I'm busy trying to earn money and pursue life goals?

>spend $1200 on a new office chair
>few days later, hear a thud on front porch
>its_here.jpg
>spend 2 hours to assemble it
>just a few more adjustments and its done
>finally sit down to try it out
>immediately fart onto seat