/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57502878
I mean, That'd be pretty decent for me. How many trillions of dollars would that cost hedgefunds? I need these hedge fund managers so broke they have to pimp their daughters until their assholes prolapse.

What's stopping some non-licensed FA from advising random people? If someone doesn't know how to invest their money and is too lazy to learn how to use their brokerage, I could easily tell them.
>Just dump it all in these T-Bills/CD's
and charge em' $25 a month to look over their account.
I get 20 or so "clients" and that's an extra $500 to do practically nothing.

>>55603620
Would people DRSing other non-meme securities affect meme-stock plays?

>>12764020
:thinking:

Was this a short squeeze or is there some big insider thing going on that hasn't hit the mainstream crypto news yet?

I know congress is in session at the moment talking about cryptocurrencies, maybe some big announcement is coming soon?

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>>9738853
Should I keep investing or buy a $400 dollar book from 1876?

I'm thinking about using robinhood gold margin to buy Disney.
Iz gud idea?

>>8827597
>Trump says we'll leave Syria "very soon"
>as soon as he says this there's a "chem attack" orchestrated by Syrian government

really makes you think

>>8701951
what is it anon

Yfw the gains goblin is real?

Is whoring yourself for money considered a legitimate means of income to /biz/?

Heavily considered trying it but worried about giving up dignity completely. I know multiple people that have profited highly from it.

September 2018: Court allows MtGox trustee to sell the remaining 160k BTC --> Market beginns to crash within minutes of the news. Trustee hasn't sold a single BTC yet.
Movements from the trustee's wallets are reported --> Market continues to crash in fear of dumps. Trustee hasn't sold a single BTC yet.
Finally he market sells the BTC in tranches at crucial support levels, which drops Bitcoin in the low tripple digits.
Then makes the statement him selling did not affect the price.

How is that not exactly whats going to happen in september?

>>8169440
doesn't bitcoin have a shitton of wait time before you can actually use it and some other obselote errors that other cryptos operate better with?

I maybe be a brainlet but I do a little bit of research.

Is it ok to sell an alt if you are up in sats but down in fiat?

Uhhh guys

I think they found the real Satoshi
I think all those coins are in danger of moving finally

https://thenextweb.com/hardfork/2018/02/27/bitcoin-creator-craig-wright-is-being-sued-for-allegedly-swindling-5-billion-in-cryptocurrency/

>>7846832
>completely new contract
>legit leak of something unreleased
>hmm only a couple of posters

>>7698947
If everyone says to do the opposite of what biz says, that means I should listen to biz r-right?

Too poor to mine bitcoin? Why not mine it with pen and paper?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3dqhixzGVo

what if you pull this scam off with binance's real eth address?

>>7530442
But every token and coin you own has been promoted.

If everything is crashing doesn't that mean nothing is crashing?

Are you guys selling for real or just memeing around? I mean, I understand being upset about the crash, but might as well ride it to zero, no?

(unless you got in at like sub 3000$ BTC or something I guess)

Seriously considering relocating my AION into ICX or 0x since they fell this hard, but I think I'll hold anyway since all of them have solid fundamentals.

>>7303743

>tfw it becomes a new american tradition to keep your foreskin intact, but only so that you can engage in ritual and very public cannibalism once you make your first crypto million.