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Just wait until we reach Venezuela tier inflation
OP will unironically be stealing meat too.

>>19734872

MY MAAAN JEROME

>>19663954
i did anon
and now im buying the dip
the next rally will double my cash

>>19656802

Dont worry guys, Jerome will do something soon. It all needs to get packed first and then delivered out to da banks.

Remember young whipper snappers.

Wealth doesn't come from the goods and services in a economy, it comes from the governments money printer.

Nothing is better to hold in your portfolio then the United States dollar. It is the greatest money on the planet.

I’ve Got 380k usdt waiting on the sideline for 5k~ or 120 eth. patience fags

Hospitals, banks, the fed.

>>18127001
No one would know who he is.

>>18103000

It wont you faggot.
The USA is 2 Weeks behind of Europe.
When all the dusk in terms of corona settled down those numbers are going to normalize.
Fking bobos still hoping for da crash.
You faggots dont realise, trumpbux will cause massive inflation in the US this means that the 2 Trillion dollaroos just made the stock market utterly undervalued af. And by undervalued i mean its literally shitworth right now because money is inflated vs same amount of stonks. Think about it. Double the price of every stock today is the right price in terms of dollar

>>18070066
>barely cracks 20k
>GUYS IT'S FUCKING OVER NOW, GO BACK TO WORK NEXT WEEK

You're already ahead of 60% of Americans, bro. $4K is unironically a good amount to sit on. I'd probably hedge some of it into PMs before the (((Fed's))) operations hit the market 5real this time.
www.bankrate.com/banking/savings/financial-security-january-2019/

Turbo lag on the brrrrrrr machine. Give it a bit.

>>17860932
GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS TIMELINE

will jerome just leave the printer on all today?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE
WE CAN'T EVEN HOLD OUT SHIT TOGETHER FOR MORE THAN A DECADE AFTER 2008
THE DEVIL IS HERE

>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>BRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Oh you zoomer *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* when will you ever learn *BRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

We won't let stonks fail ever again

Like aside from speculation, what can I do with 500 ?

>>17801051
He knows what's up so hes dipping out of the markets and taking his precious metals and toilet paper to the bunker. Get ready to sell

Conning boomers into becoming the executor of their estates

>>17786841
Man, I love the outdoors. City fags will never get to enjoy this feel. Seriously, there are people who NEVER leave the city.

Feels bad man.

Let's say I have 2k, what do I "do" with them?

>>17784481
>Haha Money printer go BRRRRRRRR

>>17775209
it's hard to BRRRRR virtually, you need to back it up with real life paper currency
BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR