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>>23994808
Apparently when Steve Jobs died he was worth $10.2 billion.
https://www.google.com/search?q=steve+jobs+net+worth&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS700US701&oq=steve+jobs+net+worth&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l7.3535j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
The main link wallet is worth $4.4 billion, and there are several other dev wallets worth at least another $2 billion. I bet Sergey will become much greater than Steve Jobs.

I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

I was at the fireside chat this week. At one point Tom called Sergey a sandwich fucker. He even accused Sergey of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. There was an intense bit of silence while Sergey glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we couldn't see his facial expressions. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of chainlink in one fell swoop. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo Tom in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after Tom left due to being frustrated from the btfo. Janitorial services were picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this point, and the only acknowledgement Sergey ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his hand with his mouth, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks.

No more games, I'm a change what you call pink rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two wagies caged
I was shitpostin' in the beginnin', the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off the SIBOS stage
But I kept lying and stepwritin' the next white paper
Best believe somebody's payin' the smart contract
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my nine to
Five and I can't provide the right type of
Life for my neet fantasies cause man, these God damn tokens don't buy Big Macs
And its no movie, there's no Jason Parser
This is my life and these times are so hard
And it's getting even harder tryin' to feed and water my sneed, plus
See dishonor caught up between bein' a fat neet and a prima-wagie-donna
Momma drama screamin' on about me getting a job and too much
For me to want to say in one spot, another partnership fake or not
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail I've got
To formulate a plot fore I end up in McDonalds or Wallmart
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failures not
Mom, I love you, but this shitcoin has got to moon, I cannot grow old in your basement lot
So here I go it's my shot
Chainlink fail me not 'cause maybe the only opportunity that I got

You better lose yourself in the mixicles, the moment
You own it, you better never hodl
You only get one shot at $4.50, do not miss your chance to dump
This pump comes once in a lifetime you better
You better lose yourself in the mixicles, the moment
You own it, you better never hodl
You only get one shot at $4.50, do not miss your chance to dump
This pump comes once in a lifetime you better
You can do anything you set your mind to, man

>>19068734
>>19068877
trustfullessness

>>18858167
This is actually extremely high quality fud. Well done anon. Why aren't pajeets using this?

>>18633695
Why do we all wear the mask?
Baneposting is real fren

>>18606658
scripted

>>18543777
inb4 poo-in-mouth.jpeg

>>18457890

Nolinker posting is getting quite annoying. Made me think. What are we going to do with nolinkers once the singularity hits? I'm a rather chill guy so I would tend to just let them wagecuck as they used to do before. But maybe I'm too nice, especially given the fact that there won't be so many jobs in a post smart contract automated world, they might be a threat to society once they're let to themselves, they'll get bored out of their mind, I'm not sure universal basic link income will suffice to contain them. Anyway, any smart anons here have an idea on how to maintain peace and order in a post singularity world? Consider this thread a safe place wher you can share all your ideas, even if they seem a little bit crazy or over the top right now.

>>18193993
> Nice idea to recruit more formal pornstars
> Good idea

>>18191899
GDP = Gross Domestic Product

>>18024971
>page 33

>>17950077
Checked

>>17341651
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>>17341798
Go back to discord magic trannies

>>17318777
>>17319044
Checkethed

>>17291798
Rule 1 no pooftas

>>17274999
CHECKED

>>17274888
Checketh